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Potty Mouth
In a world where everyone seems to be pissed off, sometimes the only thing you can do is try to piss on. Join Cooper and the rest of the C&C gang as they fight tyranny the best way they know how... by being assholes. The author's share of royalties from sales of this title are donated monthly to the ACLU. Join me in pissing in the face of tyranny.
31 pages, Kindle Edition
Published February 3, 2017
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June 18, 2017
Potty Mouth (Caverns & Creatures) by Robert Bevan is another fun short story of the C&C gang. Remember to read the Caverns & Creatures book One first!
February 18, 2025
Entertaining fantasy listening 🌐🙄
This kindle ebook is from my Kindle Unlimited account book x of 48
The boys are once again on an adventure when captured by dwarfs of a crazy Lord. They escape an the game continues 🤓
I would recommend this series and author to readers of fantasy world 🌐 gaming adventure novels 🌃 🙃 2025 😯😕
This kindle ebook is from my Kindle Unlimited account book x of 48
The boys are once again on an adventure when captured by dwarfs of a crazy Lord. They escape an the game continues 🤓
I would recommend this series and author to readers of fantasy world 🌐 gaming adventure novels 🌃 🙃 2025 😯😕
April 26, 2017
Kindle Unlimited, the writer definitely isn't 'right' but he is on ku, a few binge readings were in my future.
Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1 - 4)
Critical Failures (Caverns and Creatures Book 1) Critical Failures II (Caverns and Creatures Book 2) Critical Failures III (Caverns and Creatures Book 3) Critical Failures IV (Caverns and Creatures Book 4)
d6 (Caverns and Creatures collection 1)
Cave of the Kobolds - ZOMBIE ATTACK!!! - Orcs, Bears, and Assholes - Shipfaced - Dungeon Crawl - The Creep on the Borderlands
2d6 (Caverns and Creatures collection 2)
Nymph-O-Maniacs- Buzzkill - Cooper's Christmas Carol - Sticky White Mess - Clerical Error - Cornholed
3d6 (Caverns and Creatures collection 3)
House of Madness - Naga Please - Elf Inflicted - The Land Before Tim - A Fistful of Gold Pieces - The Minotard
4d6 (Caverns and Creatures collection 4)
Djinngle Bells - Genital Harpies - The Unwashed Asses - B.Oar Guests - Wight Trash - Probing the Annis
Guts and Volts (Caverns and Creatures) SHORT NOT in collections as far as I know
Potty Mouth (Caverns and Creatures) SHORT NOT in collections as far as know
Space Puppies
Flying Toasters - The DeadPixel Tales {one of collection of writers, seems to be permafree}
Check with amazon to see if the 4 pack is still on sale, etc, I got it for 99, the 4 books listed above titled separately under the set. The smaller collections are listed on top of which this one is the 3rd collection {of 6 stories} with the titles listed for this and the others those since covering the mini collections here. I read the 4 pack, then the collections, in order, not totally sure it would matter with this genre, do suggest personally that the 4 set then the smaller collections be read in order, it did help in most cases.
I remember this one, and had read the others first, all the others of this type, so don't know if would matter if read this one in some other order. It is part of the general series of these LitRPG type books, though, so if you have read the rest or like this type, is worth a read. The titles alone such shorts as Guts and Volts and Potty Mouth makes you wanna read it to find out, right? Shorter than the average other books, but relative quick read that way, too.
Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1 - 4)
Critical Failures (Caverns and Creatures Book 1) Critical Failures II (Caverns and Creatures Book 2) Critical Failures III (Caverns and Creatures Book 3) Critical Failures IV (Caverns and Creatures Book 4)
d6 (Caverns and Creatures collection 1)
Cave of the Kobolds - ZOMBIE ATTACK!!! - Orcs, Bears, and Assholes - Shipfaced - Dungeon Crawl - The Creep on the Borderlands
2d6 (Caverns and Creatures collection 2)
Nymph-O-Maniacs- Buzzkill - Cooper's Christmas Carol - Sticky White Mess - Clerical Error - Cornholed
3d6 (Caverns and Creatures collection 3)
House of Madness - Naga Please - Elf Inflicted - The Land Before Tim - A Fistful of Gold Pieces - The Minotard
4d6 (Caverns and Creatures collection 4)
Djinngle Bells - Genital Harpies - The Unwashed Asses - B.Oar Guests - Wight Trash - Probing the Annis
Guts and Volts (Caverns and Creatures) SHORT NOT in collections as far as I know
Potty Mouth (Caverns and Creatures) SHORT NOT in collections as far as know
Space Puppies
Flying Toasters - The DeadPixel Tales {one of collection of writers, seems to be permafree}
Check with amazon to see if the 4 pack is still on sale, etc, I got it for 99, the 4 books listed above titled separately under the set. The smaller collections are listed on top of which this one is the 3rd collection {of 6 stories} with the titles listed for this and the others those since covering the mini collections here. I read the 4 pack, then the collections, in order, not totally sure it would matter with this genre, do suggest personally that the 4 set then the smaller collections be read in order, it did help in most cases.
I remember this one, and had read the others first, all the others of this type, so don't know if would matter if read this one in some other order. It is part of the general series of these LitRPG type books, though, so if you have read the rest or like this type, is worth a read. The titles alone such shorts as Guts and Volts and Potty Mouth makes you wanna read it to find out, right? Shorter than the average other books, but relative quick read that way, too.
February 10, 2017
Bevan wrote this in a hurry and it kind of shows. It's not one of his best works but it's funny as a Trump allegory... unless you like Trump. All profits donated to the ACLU.
February 22, 2017
This was the very first time that I looked at a sample at Amazon first - and it looked decent - so I ordered the book. The only nice thing that I can say about this book that that it is short. A novella. I actually finished it, wondering the entire time if it could get any worse. And yes: it could!
I don't want to get into details because that would mean nothing but spoilers.
I don't want to get into details because that would mean nothing but spoilers.
February 23, 2018
Bwa ha ha, this is probably the dumbest story I've ever read, but I enjoyed it. It was a nice palette cleanser between Ancillary Justice and Dune. In this short story, an obvious Trump caricature thrives on urine, lives in a tower in the image of his own penis, and eventually crumbles in the face of insults. It's packed tight with low-hanging analogy after low-hanging analogy. The wall. The need to "protect" women and children coupled with the apathy and thinly veiled contempt for them. The hands. Alternative facts. The hair. The ignorance. It's all in there, crammed in, like, 17 pages. Summon Mount makes an appearance. A good, dumb read.
May 9, 2018
"WTF" and "I can't stop smirking" were my two primary reactions to reading this one. Clearly my tastes are far less refined than I assumed they were.
October 13, 2020
Too subtle!
Just kidding... The imagery had me laughing out loud! Good job! I will be looking forward to more of these!
Just kidding... The imagery had me laughing out loud! Good job! I will be looking forward to more of these!
February 23, 2017
Very entertaining
Both brilliant and utterly terrifying. If this isn't a perfect metaphor for the state of the U.S. I don't know what is.
Both brilliant and utterly terrifying. If this isn't a perfect metaphor for the state of the U.S. I don't know what is.
February 16, 2017
A lesser adventure of the list at best
I can usually find several high points to these adventure add-ons, but this one was lacking in most regards, save vulgarity, which seemed to be for its own sake and not pointed humor.
I can usually find several high points to these adventure add-ons, but this one was lacking in most regards, save vulgarity, which seemed to be for its own sake and not pointed humor.
February 17, 2017
Absolutely hilarious social commentary in another fine story from Bevan. The Dire Ferret line was golden, but the shower of humor lasted for the entire story. Bevan is a whiz at humor, and you'll be pissed if you miss this great story. This isn't just a trickle of humor we're talking about here. It's a full stream.
February 12, 2017
Fantastic, disgusting social satire
In his typical style Bevan tells a tale of disgusting tyranny. If you enjoyed his other books, you will enjoy this one. And remember; #NotAllDwarves
In his typical style Bevan tells a tale of disgusting tyranny. If you enjoyed his other books, you will enjoy this one. And remember; #NotAllDwarves
February 13, 2017
Golden masterpiece
Series just gets better and better. Puns. Potty humor. Dwarves. And finally Cooper is not the most disgusting person anymore.
Series just gets better and better. Puns. Potty humor. Dwarves. And finally Cooper is not the most disgusting person anymore.
February 7, 2017
The cover alone is worth your $3. It is a quick read, but the length of a story is not important, but rather the girth of its words and social commentary. This is a good jumping on point for those who have not read any of the previous shorts or novels provided you can read. If you do happen to pick this up, and are offended, I will happily "cleanse your eyes of the abomination of words."
In addition by buying this book, you will have something to say when your kids ask, what you did during the dark ages, and you can say you bought a funny book filled with d$&k & fart jokes, and supported the ACLU by doing so.
In addition by buying this book, you will have something to say when your kids ask, what you did during the dark ages, and you can say you bought a funny book filled with d$&k & fart jokes, and supported the ACLU by doing so.
February 6, 2017
Ha!
I love this series. Don't start with this though. He has even funnier by far. This one is cute and you should buy it for charity definitely. Buy others and get this one after. Heck buy them all.
I love this series. Don't start with this though. He has even funnier by far. This one is cute and you should buy it for charity definitely. Buy others and get this one after. Heck buy them all.
February 6, 2017
The story we deserve (or aren't worthy of...)
Another home run of a short C&C adventure. Robert Bevan has once again graced his readers with a fun short story that is original, funny, and a bit scary!
Well worth buying to help support the ACLU.
Another home run of a short C&C adventure. Robert Bevan has once again graced his readers with a fun short story that is original, funny, and a bit scary!
Well worth buying to help support the ACLU.
February 6, 2017
This was a great short story. He fit the Great Liar well into this story with out being to obvious.
February 6, 2017
Huuuuge.
The filthiest way to contribute to the ACLU short of being a cam girl, Bevan never fails to entertain. Hugely enjoyable.
The filthiest way to contribute to the ACLU short of being a cam girl, Bevan never fails to entertain. Hugely enjoyable.
March 28, 2017
Yuuuuuuuuuge laughs. Read it!
This book is so good. I mean, you don't even know how very good this book is. You might want to keep a dictionary because Bevan has a lot of good words you may not know. Good vocab. Yuge. The best part is the pee-pee. I LOVE the pee-pee. I actually had to take an m-bate break a coupla times, it was that good.
This book is so good. I mean, you don't even know how very good this book is. You might want to keep a dictionary because Bevan has a lot of good words you may not know. Good vocab. Yuge. The best part is the pee-pee. I LOVE the pee-pee. I actually had to take an m-bate break a coupla times, it was that good.
April 10, 2017
Cringey and bad.
Spoilers ahead.
First, let me get it out of the way that I'm not a Trump supporter. I didn't vote for him, I don't own a red hat... so this isn't about my politics or whatever.
But the book definitely is about the author's politics. Other than a couple of minor chuckles (two stars instead of one, though I'd give it 1.5 if I could), the whole thing was just a butthurt tantrum.
Tantrum? Well, they did completely break their own world rules in the book, just like a child will throw down a toy and break it in a tantrum.
Keep C&C politics free. Leave political satire to people who are actually good at it.
Spoilers ahead.
First, let me get it out of the way that I'm not a Trump supporter. I didn't vote for him, I don't own a red hat... so this isn't about my politics or whatever.
But the book definitely is about the author's politics. Other than a couple of minor chuckles (two stars instead of one, though I'd give it 1.5 if I could), the whole thing was just a butthurt tantrum.
Tantrum? Well, they did completely break their own world rules in the book, just like a child will throw down a toy and break it in a tantrum.
Keep C&C politics free. Leave political satire to people who are actually good at it.
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