This book is intended for a mature audience only. 18+ We open with a story from Berti Walker that features unicorns, virgins, and sacrifices. She answers the age-old question: "Why are unicorns only interested in virgins?" Rhys follows up with a cautionary tale about political activits and knowing when to stop. in Alex's story, Empress Cherrypop visits the Official Library of Euphoria and plunges through a vortex of possible narratives; also, breasts and beheadings.