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If You Give a Girl a Bible

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Makeovers, beauty contests, and pet hospitals. While they might seem entirely unrelated to the Bible, this book gathers them together in a way that will have you (and every girl in the neighborhood) giggling at every page.

32 pages, Hardcover

First published May 13, 2005

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Andy Holmes

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March 30, 2011
Holy crap.

Summary: "if you give a girl a Bible, she'll start abusing animals."

This book is too creepy to be funny.

Quote: When she learns that God made clothes for Adam and Eve out of animal skins... you may find that no pet in the neighborhood is safe.
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