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Nutcracker: Holed Up in The Theater
It’s the opening night of the Nutcracker at the North Pole Club. In this parody, the larger-than-life character, Snatch, has taken two gifts to her bedroom to open in private. One box is addressed to her older sister, but Snatch doesn’t care—it’s hers now. Inside, it holds an item that Snatch has always wanted. But alas! Where are the batteries?
The raucous male audience watch from the balcony as the Munchers and the Munch King, the Dolls and the Spanking Soldiers frustrate Snatch further.
The insatiable Snatch leaves the house and takes a walk through the frosty woodland to the Land of the Sleaze in search of some long-life batteries. The Sugar Plum Fairy is the center of attention in this naughty, indecent land.
The steamy theater is the setting for this erotic short story where thirst is quenched and holes are filled to capacity.
The raucous male audience watch from the balcony as the Munchers and the Munch King, the Dolls and the Spanking Soldiers frustrate Snatch further.
The insatiable Snatch leaves the house and takes a walk through the frosty woodland to the Land of the Sleaze in search of some long-life batteries. The Sugar Plum Fairy is the center of attention in this naughty, indecent land.
The steamy theater is the setting for this erotic short story where thirst is quenched and holes are filled to capacity.
28 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 28, 2016
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December 4, 2017
The what the fuck did I just read of the Nutcracker. This was terrible porn very loosely based on Nutcracker-esquw themes. It was fucking terrible.
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