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Rule 1: Megan and Emmett Volume II

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Rules, rules, rules!

Don’t feed the cat bacon. Don’t grab the closest fortune cookie. Don’t give Lisa milk.

And then there’s Rule 1: Emmett is always right.

Ha! Megan has her own take on that.

Join retired couple Megan and Emmett, along with their family, as they conquer the challenges of retirement, neighbors who overstay their welcome, and dogs who leave poop landmines in the yard.

Emmett says he married Megan for her wicked sense of humor.

We know better.

Will Emmett ever finish the chores in the job jar? Will he win his bet with Megan and get to buy a new Harley? And what will they do about the demanding cat monopolizing Megan’s lap? The answers will amaze you.

Oh—we can’t forget the strawberries and whipped cream.
Sorry. No spoilers.

Are you ready for belly laughs, chuckles, and a tear or two?

123 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 19, 2016

About the author

Kathy Steinemann

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Kathy Steinemann, Grandma Birdie to her grandkids, lives near the Rocky Mountains in the land of Atwood and Shatner and Bieber. A writer and retired editor, she loves words, especially when those words are frightening or futuristic or funny.

Her career has taken varying directions, including positions as editor of a small-town paper, computer-network administrator, and webmaster. She has also worked on projects in commercial art and cartooning.

Join her at KathySteinemann.com for word lists, how tos, and sometimes irreverent reviews of writing rules.

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September 16, 2020
I love Kathy's writing. She has a way of showing the best and worst of people in a humorous light. She had me roiling on the floor laughing. I LOVED her book. Nancy
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June 26, 2025
In this collection of short stories, we learn more about Emmett, Megan, and their children. It's a fun, easy read. Hope you enjoy the stories also.
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