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The Chronicles of Larry: Season One
Allegedly based on a true story (this cannot be confirmed nor denied)...
Many moons ago in a seedy alley that cut through the heart of Toledo, Ohio, Seester McSeesterson and Seymour Snatch stumbled on their way to a hotel room from an evening of drunken debauchery. In that moment, Seester noticed a leather bound journal illuminated by the bright moonlight next to a dumpster.
She never knew that when she opened it their lives would be forever changed. Contained therein was a journal of a man named Larry. For hours they pored over tale after tale of revenge of the highest order, the ultimate in chicanery, and lived out a romance for the ages, coupled with the most electrifying profane lexicon either of them had ever bore witness to.
They searched for years trying to locate this rockstar of revenge and purveyor of profanity, only to come up empty in every search. Soon after, they decided it would be selfish to keep to themselves this epic saga of one man’s transformation from every day office drone to freedom and f*ckery. So they transcribed his journal in order to release it to the world.
ADDITIONAL
You should NOT read this book. This book contains the most offensive stories of all time and should be banned worldwide. Seymour and Seester are not responsible for any material contained herein and are merely vessels transporting these stories to the masses. Please proceed with extreme caution. You have been warned.
Many moons ago in a seedy alley that cut through the heart of Toledo, Ohio, Seester McSeesterson and Seymour Snatch stumbled on their way to a hotel room from an evening of drunken debauchery. In that moment, Seester noticed a leather bound journal illuminated by the bright moonlight next to a dumpster.
She never knew that when she opened it their lives would be forever changed. Contained therein was a journal of a man named Larry. For hours they pored over tale after tale of revenge of the highest order, the ultimate in chicanery, and lived out a romance for the ages, coupled with the most electrifying profane lexicon either of them had ever bore witness to.
They searched for years trying to locate this rockstar of revenge and purveyor of profanity, only to come up empty in every search. Soon after, they decided it would be selfish to keep to themselves this epic saga of one man’s transformation from every day office drone to freedom and f*ckery. So they transcribed his journal in order to release it to the world.
ADDITIONAL
You should NOT read this book. This book contains the most offensive stories of all time and should be banned worldwide. Seymour and Seester are not responsible for any material contained herein and are merely vessels transporting these stories to the masses. Please proceed with extreme caution. You have been warned.
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Published September 30, 2016
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October 3, 2016
I accidentally clicked 5 stars and I'm too damned lazy to change it.
Well, well, well...
I just wanted to address some of the rumors about this book. See, many people are saying that I wrote this book with my sister. To that I say the following...
I most certainly DID... Oh look, Reese's peanut butter pumpkins!! *runs to shelf in store*
Okay, I'm back. So, yeah, this book...
I mean, I don't know who the hell would write such a vile piece of literature. My sister and I are appalled that people would suggest it is us. I mean, this book has some romance stuff in it, but it's more about a dude who gets revenge on all the f*cktards, as he calls them.
Like, if I knew that someone was eating a cheeseburger saturated with ebola, and they were also about to one click this book, and I could only warn them about one thing...
I would tell them NOT to buy this book and let them roll the dice with the ebola burger.
Seriously, you don't want to read it. It doesn't say if it has an HEA. The romance, while kinda sweet, is just a subplot. It's all shock comedy satire. Not to mention it's probably a f*cking cliffhanger because these authors seem like assholes who would do something like that. It's basically just a journal about some guy who hates everyone and plots their revenge from his office job. Sure, he's an okay dad, I guess, but why would you want to read about a guy whose main talent in life is creatively cursing people out?
For example, here is a selection of his vocabulary: cockblast, gunt, Jimmy McDicktits, prick von prickenstein
I mean, look at this prose: "His lips-made for the sole purpose of eradicating the world of every cheeseburger in existence-curl into a smile like he's gazing up at the Lord's cock hanging out the side of his toga on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel." He also accuses the other female parents at the bus stop of judging him while they browse Pinterest looking for their next shit-paper-holder craft projects. Who thinks things like that?
The main character grabs his junk, pranks people, spams embarrassing pictures of them to coworkers with photoshopped dialogue tags. Just ridiculous and disgusting. He stares at Katy Perry's tits all day on his computer and reads about dildo recalls on Reddit instead of doing work...
See what I'm getting at here? I could keep going, but I just don't have enough hours in a day.
My advice, spare yourself the 99 cents and the time, because this book is too offensive for YOU!
Toodles!
Well, well, well...
I just wanted to address some of the rumors about this book. See, many people are saying that I wrote this book with my sister. To that I say the following...
I most certainly DID... Oh look, Reese's peanut butter pumpkins!! *runs to shelf in store*
Okay, I'm back. So, yeah, this book...
I mean, I don't know who the hell would write such a vile piece of literature. My sister and I are appalled that people would suggest it is us. I mean, this book has some romance stuff in it, but it's more about a dude who gets revenge on all the f*cktards, as he calls them.
Like, if I knew that someone was eating a cheeseburger saturated with ebola, and they were also about to one click this book, and I could only warn them about one thing...
I would tell them NOT to buy this book and let them roll the dice with the ebola burger.
Seriously, you don't want to read it. It doesn't say if it has an HEA. The romance, while kinda sweet, is just a subplot. It's all shock comedy satire. Not to mention it's probably a f*cking cliffhanger because these authors seem like assholes who would do something like that. It's basically just a journal about some guy who hates everyone and plots their revenge from his office job. Sure, he's an okay dad, I guess, but why would you want to read about a guy whose main talent in life is creatively cursing people out?
For example, here is a selection of his vocabulary: cockblast, gunt, Jimmy McDicktits, prick von prickenstein
I mean, look at this prose: "His lips-made for the sole purpose of eradicating the world of every cheeseburger in existence-curl into a smile like he's gazing up at the Lord's cock hanging out the side of his toga on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel." He also accuses the other female parents at the bus stop of judging him while they browse Pinterest looking for their next shit-paper-holder craft projects. Who thinks things like that?
The main character grabs his junk, pranks people, spams embarrassing pictures of them to coworkers with photoshopped dialogue tags. Just ridiculous and disgusting. He stares at Katy Perry's tits all day on his computer and reads about dildo recalls on Reddit instead of doing work...
See what I'm getting at here? I could keep going, but I just don't have enough hours in a day.
My advice, spare yourself the 99 cents and the time, because this book is too offensive for YOU!
Toodles!
September 23, 2016
So?! .... You've all watched "We're the Millers" right?! Well if you haven't you have to go watch it...it's funny!!
You know the part when he's going to get his hair cut and she asks him what kind of hair cut he wants, then he goes on a tirade about giving him a hair cut that that says "I get up at 7 am go to my dead end job....." You all know the scene I'm talking about! Well this is hubby's favourite scene of the whole movie and we laugh our asses off every time when he gets to the end of his rant and the guy behind him whistles, while pointing to himself "Right here!" Well Larry is that guy for me! I'm imagining him better looking of course, but that's exactly what comes to mind when I started reading The Chronicles of Larry.
Now I will warn you, if you have a stick up your ass and absolutely no sense of humour, then maybe this book isn't for you!! But if you want to laugh your ass off while Larry takes his jabs at everyone.... By all means, one-click the hell out of this, settle in with a brew and laugh away!
I love Larry! OMG, what's so great about him is that he is an equal opportunity kind of guy! He makes fun of everyone! He doesn't care if your fat, ugly, gay or straight... No one is safe from his mockery and ridicule. He says the things everyone is thinking, without apology!
While Larry is an asshole, he does have a softer side when it comes to his children. I have become very fond of his son, Timmy. He has his quirks and it just makes me want to reach out and squeeze the lil guy!
I can't wait for season 2, I want to see what else this crazy mother f@&ker can do!!
You know the part when he's going to get his hair cut and she asks him what kind of hair cut he wants, then he goes on a tirade about giving him a hair cut that that says "I get up at 7 am go to my dead end job....." You all know the scene I'm talking about! Well this is hubby's favourite scene of the whole movie and we laugh our asses off every time when he gets to the end of his rant and the guy behind him whistles, while pointing to himself "Right here!" Well Larry is that guy for me! I'm imagining him better looking of course, but that's exactly what comes to mind when I started reading The Chronicles of Larry.
Now I will warn you, if you have a stick up your ass and absolutely no sense of humour, then maybe this book isn't for you!! But if you want to laugh your ass off while Larry takes his jabs at everyone.... By all means, one-click the hell out of this, settle in with a brew and laugh away!
I love Larry! OMG, what's so great about him is that he is an equal opportunity kind of guy! He makes fun of everyone! He doesn't care if your fat, ugly, gay or straight... No one is safe from his mockery and ridicule. He says the things everyone is thinking, without apology!
While Larry is an asshole, he does have a softer side when it comes to his children. I have become very fond of his son, Timmy. He has his quirks and it just makes me want to reach out and squeeze the lil guy!
I can't wait for season 2, I want to see what else this crazy mother f@&ker can do!!
September 20, 2016
I couldn't wait to get my hands on this book! Seymour Snatch and Seester McSeesterson have stumbled across the journal of Larry and felt it necessary to share it with the world! I'm so glad they did!
This journal has taught me a whole heap of new insults and cuss words to add to my vocabulary! Some of my faves are penis fly trap that never tongued a set of balls and butt-f@cking manatee oh and who could forget Cockbags McDicklovin?
As you can probably tell, it's not for the easily offended. There were parts that had me laughing out loud, and parts that had me cringing. Larry likes to get revenge on the people who make his life miserable, and sometimes he can go a bit far, but it's still funny.
You also get to meet his family. His children are brilliant and despite his vengeful personality, he is a good father. The relationship he has with his son made me smile. I have a new love for the number nine now ;)
Thoroughly enjoyed this book!
Blurb
“This book made me want to expel my lunch, and should never have been penned.” Honore de Ballsack
“The Chronicles of Larry is a juvenile telling of vile creature that never met an object at which he wouldn’t shake his testicles.” Vladimir Grabacock
Allegedly based on a true story (this cannot be confirmed nor denied)...
Many moons ago in a seedy alley that cut through the heart of Toledo, Ohio, Seester McSeesterson and Seymour Snatch stumbled on their way to a hotel from an evening of drunken debauchery. In that moment, Seester noticed a leather bound journal illuminated by the bright moonlight next to a dumpster.
She never knew that when she opened it their lives would be forever changed. Contained therein was a journal of a man named Larry. For hours they poured over tale after tale of revenge of the highest order, the ultimate in chicanery, and lived out a romance for the ages, coupled with the most electrifying profane lexicon either of them had ever bore witness to.
They searched for years trying to locate this rockstar of revenge and purveyor of profanity, only to come up empty in every search. Soon after, they decided it would be selfish to keep to themselves this epic saga of one man’s transformation from every day office drone to freedom and f*ckery. So they transcribed his journal in order to release it to the world.
*WARNING*
This book contains the most offensive stories of all time and should be banned worldwide. Seymour and Seester are not responsible for any material contained herein and are merely vessels transporting these stories to the masses. Please proceed with extreme caution. You have been warned.
This journal has taught me a whole heap of new insults and cuss words to add to my vocabulary! Some of my faves are penis fly trap that never tongued a set of balls and butt-f@cking manatee oh and who could forget Cockbags McDicklovin?
As you can probably tell, it's not for the easily offended. There were parts that had me laughing out loud, and parts that had me cringing. Larry likes to get revenge on the people who make his life miserable, and sometimes he can go a bit far, but it's still funny.
You also get to meet his family. His children are brilliant and despite his vengeful personality, he is a good father. The relationship he has with his son made me smile. I have a new love for the number nine now ;)
Thoroughly enjoyed this book!
Blurb
“This book made me want to expel my lunch, and should never have been penned.” Honore de Ballsack
“The Chronicles of Larry is a juvenile telling of vile creature that never met an object at which he wouldn’t shake his testicles.” Vladimir Grabacock
Allegedly based on a true story (this cannot be confirmed nor denied)...
Many moons ago in a seedy alley that cut through the heart of Toledo, Ohio, Seester McSeesterson and Seymour Snatch stumbled on their way to a hotel from an evening of drunken debauchery. In that moment, Seester noticed a leather bound journal illuminated by the bright moonlight next to a dumpster.
She never knew that when she opened it their lives would be forever changed. Contained therein was a journal of a man named Larry. For hours they poured over tale after tale of revenge of the highest order, the ultimate in chicanery, and lived out a romance for the ages, coupled with the most electrifying profane lexicon either of them had ever bore witness to.
They searched for years trying to locate this rockstar of revenge and purveyor of profanity, only to come up empty in every search. Soon after, they decided it would be selfish to keep to themselves this epic saga of one man’s transformation from every day office drone to freedom and f*ckery. So they transcribed his journal in order to release it to the world.
*WARNING*
This book contains the most offensive stories of all time and should be banned worldwide. Seymour and Seester are not responsible for any material contained herein and are merely vessels transporting these stories to the masses. Please proceed with extreme caution. You have been warned.
September 21, 2016
First a warning. If you don't like offensive talk and behaviour, you should probably pick another book about flowers. If you don't mind, don't look any further.
Larry is in a bad marriage and in his own way try to raise his kids as the best he can. He is a pranker, more like the evil one. The story is about his journal and how he spend his day. Needless to say that most situations are ridiculous funny and make you wonder why they didn't caught him earlier.
I laughed so hard at some scenes. It was really funny.
So if you have a weird kind of humor you should read this.
definitely 5 starts worth on the scale of humor.
Larry is in a bad marriage and in his own way try to raise his kids as the best he can. He is a pranker, more like the evil one. The story is about his journal and how he spend his day. Needless to say that most situations are ridiculous funny and make you wonder why they didn't caught him earlier.
I laughed so hard at some scenes. It was really funny.
So if you have a weird kind of humor you should read this.
definitely 5 starts worth on the scale of humor.
September 20, 2016
Warning, if you like hearts, flowers, kittens and all things sweet don't read this book. With that being said, if you need a great laugh and/or need to learn to sling insults more effectively READ this book posthaste!
Larry is most definitely a vile asshole. I almost, but not really, feel sorry for his arch nemesis Jim. He takes the brunt of Larry's hysterical antics. Larry isn't all bad though; he's an amazing father to his two children. In fact, his son Timmy/Nine is my favorite sub -character! That kid just rocks like a superstar (9 letters Timmy)!
I can't wait for Season 2!
Larry is most definitely a vile asshole. I almost, but not really, feel sorry for his arch nemesis Jim. He takes the brunt of Larry's hysterical antics. Larry isn't all bad though; he's an amazing father to his two children. In fact, his son Timmy/Nine is my favorite sub -character! That kid just rocks like a superstar (9 letters Timmy)!
I can't wait for Season 2!
September 21, 2016
I wish I could give this book 9 Stars! Larry is a true asshole with a sick and twisted mind. His pranks and practical jokes are sometimes a little over the top but will have you laughing out loud until your sides hurt. He is a wonderful father with much love for his two children. I laughed from start to finish and look forward to season 2. Until then "toodles".
September 22, 2016
Larry is the early thirties cynic, trapped in the rabbit hole of a tragic marriage, raising two children with some definite troubles, and in a cubical driven corporate job he desperately despises. Larry is the true survivalist of the suck, and copes with his life by being the constant prankster. His lost journal helps ground and describe the epic journey through the trials and mishaps which evolve daily in Larry’s twisted world. As demented as his pranks may seem, there is a heart of compassion deep inside Larry, which keeps him motivated for seeking the good out of each debacle he encounters. He thrives on making a point when social injustice occurs, but his methods are a bit crud and jaw dropping!
Seymour Snatch and Seester McSeesterson’s debut is a true testament to a dynamic duo’s ability to reconstruct the misery Larry’s journals depict. I’m fairly sure their initial encounters with the descriptive tone and language used by Larry was shocking and quite frankly offensive. The true depth of talents by which Snatch and McSeesterson were able to clean up Larry’s journals, and create some sense of masterful representation for Larry’s descriptions of a life destined for disaster at every turn, is amazing. This chronicle may contain strong language, lewd scenarios, and unethical pranks, but Larry never intends to be mean; he just wants to see people and laugh, and wants justice for the underdog in the end. Pick up your copy today if you dare to experience the life Larry. It’ll be sure to have you laughing with the satirical nature of the absurdities brilliantly transcribed by Snatch and McSeesterson!
Seymour Snatch and Seester McSeesterson’s debut is a true testament to a dynamic duo’s ability to reconstruct the misery Larry’s journals depict. I’m fairly sure their initial encounters with the descriptive tone and language used by Larry was shocking and quite frankly offensive. The true depth of talents by which Snatch and McSeesterson were able to clean up Larry’s journals, and create some sense of masterful representation for Larry’s descriptions of a life destined for disaster at every turn, is amazing. This chronicle may contain strong language, lewd scenarios, and unethical pranks, but Larry never intends to be mean; he just wants to see people and laugh, and wants justice for the underdog in the end. Pick up your copy today if you dare to experience the life Larry. It’ll be sure to have you laughing with the satirical nature of the absurdities brilliantly transcribed by Snatch and McSeesterson!
October 2, 2016
You all know I don't get too much into a story as not to give anything away. So I'm doing the same here. You'll get my feelings on it and that's about it. Lol. Let's say, my feelings were fucking awesome. I haven't laughed so much in a very long time.
Holy shit! I don't even know where to start with this thing. First off, let me state that if you are easily offended then you will NOT want to read this!
This story is satire at it's funniest. You'll laugh until tears are pouring from your eyes and you're doubled over holding your gut because you swear they're about to go spilling out.
Larry is crude but hilarious. He has a penchant for pranks that are cleverly genius in an evil way. His wife is a twatwaffle that even I hate.
That Valentine's Day scene? Fuck me. I probably laughed for a good 20 minutes. Trying to explain that particular scene to my fiancé? That was priceless. I couldn't even finish because I was giggling and crying in between words. I just came out sounding like a hyped hyena on crack.
Needless to say, I just waved him off and carried on. I'm sure he's calling the psych ward for me as I write this. It's safe to assume that I'll never take my cherry coke drinking seriously again. Hell, I'll probably lose it and start cackling when someone even mentions it because Larry popped into my head.
While this story is way off from my normal reads, it was so crude, so offensive, so twisted that I fucking loved it. I'm a junkie over here waiting for my next hit of Larryballs. I can't wait to see what antics Larry, Jane and the kids get into in Season 2.
Holy shit! I don't even know where to start with this thing. First off, let me state that if you are easily offended then you will NOT want to read this!
This story is satire at it's funniest. You'll laugh until tears are pouring from your eyes and you're doubled over holding your gut because you swear they're about to go spilling out.
Larry is crude but hilarious. He has a penchant for pranks that are cleverly genius in an evil way. His wife is a twatwaffle that even I hate.
That Valentine's Day scene? Fuck me. I probably laughed for a good 20 minutes. Trying to explain that particular scene to my fiancé? That was priceless. I couldn't even finish because I was giggling and crying in between words. I just came out sounding like a hyped hyena on crack.
Needless to say, I just waved him off and carried on. I'm sure he's calling the psych ward for me as I write this. It's safe to assume that I'll never take my cherry coke drinking seriously again. Hell, I'll probably lose it and start cackling when someone even mentions it because Larry popped into my head.
While this story is way off from my normal reads, it was so crude, so offensive, so twisted that I fucking loved it. I'm a junkie over here waiting for my next hit of Larryballs. I can't wait to see what antics Larry, Jane and the kids get into in Season 2.
September 21, 2016
**Warning if you are easily offended, then this book is definitely NOT the book for you**
If you enjoy a quick read which is full of twisted humor, sarcastic rebuttals, crude language, spousal disdain, with a dash of revenge, have I got the book for you!
This book will have you laughing out loud... often as well as thinking "I must remember that description for someone" while wiping away the tears of laughter.
Larry introduces you to his ocd son and his "sister of Satan" daughter, along with his "whore" of a wife, as well as some of his coworkers in his diary journal entries.
Some entries will leave you laughing, some will leave you cringing and some will leave you asking yourself if you really just read that? Lol, but in the end it'll leave you wanting more......
If you enjoy a quick read which is full of twisted humor, sarcastic rebuttals, crude language, spousal disdain, with a dash of revenge, have I got the book for you!
This book will have you laughing out loud... often as well as thinking "I must remember that description for someone" while wiping away the tears of laughter.
Larry introduces you to his ocd son and his "sister of Satan" daughter, along with his "whore" of a wife, as well as some of his coworkers in his diary journal entries.
Some entries will leave you laughing, some will leave you cringing and some will leave you asking yourself if you really just read that? Lol, but in the end it'll leave you wanting more......
October 8, 2016
5 Larry Stars
Omg I read Larry the other day, I can't believe I didn't write my review yet..
This is pure genius! I love it, I laughed my butt off though damn near all of it.
Larry is in a marriage for the kids and that's about it oh and because he is to lazy to get a divorce! Ha
His son Timmy, has some OCD issues and yeah its quiet funny. His daughter kind of scares him. I am giggling right now.
I can't say enough good things about this book except I WANT MORE!!
Read this funny, witty story of a man who needs to get the lead out. ;)
*You don't have to like my review but its 100% my opinion, and I am allowed to have it.*
Omg I read Larry the other day, I can't believe I didn't write my review yet..
This is pure genius! I love it, I laughed my butt off though damn near all of it.
Larry is in a marriage for the kids and that's about it oh and because he is to lazy to get a divorce! Ha
His son Timmy, has some OCD issues and yeah its quiet funny. His daughter kind of scares him. I am giggling right now.
I can't say enough good things about this book except I WANT MORE!!
Read this funny, witty story of a man who needs to get the lead out. ;)
*You don't have to like my review but its 100% my opinion, and I am allowed to have it.*
September 21, 2016
If you like your reads full of humor with a side rude, crude, a little dark and totally over-the-top outrageousness then Larry is your guy! He seems to be able liven up even the mundanest of days usually at the expense of other. Whether its work, a trip to Walmart, family dinner or just getting the kids to bed Larry will show you how properly win at life. I give this book 9thumbs up!
September 21, 2016
I don't even know where to begin, this book is so ridiculously over the top. It felt like a crazy entertaining mash-up of Office Space and Falling Down. I had to put my drink down as soon as I started the introduction so I wouldn't die from choking. If you are easily offended don't even think of reading this book. There was so much wrong with this which just made it freaking hilarious.
September 21, 2016
If you don't have a sense of humor this book is not for you. I laughed so much reading this book. Such a ridiculously funny book. I was so glad to get a chance to read this early. #StillLaughing
October 10, 2016
Ok let's face it this little gem isn't curing cancer or making world peace happen. This is just flat out crude and rude but it's freaking hysterical!!!!
Larry Balls (yes that's his name) is a miserable married man with two kids that works a 9-5 sales job that he hates..his wife is a cheating hot mess, one kid had a weird OCD thing with the number 9 and the other is probably plotting his death lol!! While he's at work the only thing that gets him through the day is pulling pranks on his coworkers and going to happy hour. Aside from from his crude ways and his foul mouth I feel so sorry for him..this poor guys doesn't catch a break. He has a crush on a girl named Jane that starts working with him and even tho I don't condone cheating I'm actually rooting for him to get some from Jane lmao..this poor guy needs some joy in his life. Can't wait for more of Larry Balls. This shit is pure genius!!!
Larry Balls (yes that's his name) is a miserable married man with two kids that works a 9-5 sales job that he hates..his wife is a cheating hot mess, one kid had a weird OCD thing with the number 9 and the other is probably plotting his death lol!! While he's at work the only thing that gets him through the day is pulling pranks on his coworkers and going to happy hour. Aside from from his crude ways and his foul mouth I feel so sorry for him..this poor guys doesn't catch a break. He has a crush on a girl named Jane that starts working with him and even tho I don't condone cheating I'm actually rooting for him to get some from Jane lmao..this poor guy needs some joy in his life. Can't wait for more of Larry Balls. This shit is pure genius!!!
September 29, 2016
So ever had a book that made you laugh to the point that your ribs start to hurt? Ever had a book like question your insanity and have you asking all the time what the heck you are reading but still read because it is good? Well, The Chronicles of Larry had me feeling this way. It was so hilarious, sarcastic and offensive. If you are looking for rainbows and unicorns dancing then this not your book. It is highly offensive and has language that has been banned in so many countries. You have been warned.
Larry is someone I want to be friends with. We could have a good time messing with his boss' secretary(I mean administrative assistant)and also have drinks during Happy Hour. Larry was offensive, vulgar and loved pulling pranks. He was so rude and basically mocks everyone whether you are fat, ugly, black, straight or gay and its hilarious. You could call him a cynic but I loved he had a softer side to his kids. Hahaha I adored him.
The Chronicles of Larry was a breath of fresh air that I enjoyed so much. Yes, it was crude but it is a feel good book hat had me feeling absolutely good inside. It was so outrageous and out of the scope of mind to point I was shaking my mind throughout. I loved it was unique and different than the books I normally read. Told in a series of Journal entries, I was pulled into the story and totally captivated. It was funny but it managed to blow my mind. Plus I now know some more insults lol. That is an added bonus. I will start calling people penis fly trap that never tongued a set of balls lol.
I cannot wait for the second episode. As Larry would say, toodles.
ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review.
Larry is someone I want to be friends with. We could have a good time messing with his boss' secretary(I mean administrative assistant)and also have drinks during Happy Hour. Larry was offensive, vulgar and loved pulling pranks. He was so rude and basically mocks everyone whether you are fat, ugly, black, straight or gay and its hilarious. You could call him a cynic but I loved he had a softer side to his kids. Hahaha I adored him.
The Chronicles of Larry was a breath of fresh air that I enjoyed so much. Yes, it was crude but it is a feel good book hat had me feeling absolutely good inside. It was so outrageous and out of the scope of mind to point I was shaking my mind throughout. I loved it was unique and different than the books I normally read. Told in a series of Journal entries, I was pulled into the story and totally captivated. It was funny but it managed to blow my mind. Plus I now know some more insults lol. That is an added bonus. I will start calling people penis fly trap that never tongued a set of balls lol.
I cannot wait for the second episode. As Larry would say, toodles.
ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review.
September 22, 2016
Hilarious! Laugh your ass off Funny!
You learn new vocabulary in this book. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard throughout this book.
Larry is one of a kind husband and father. He hates everyone, and will make their life miserable just for the sake of having something to laugh at. He hates his whore of a wife, since she's riding cock every chance she gets, and it's not even his.
His kids are different. His son, Timmy is obsessed with #9, and his daughter is Satan's Spawn. He's a ninja who hoards 9's. He would do anything for those kids, and he wouldn't think twice.
At work is where this book gets good. Jim, a secretary and a brown noser, gets on Larry's nerves. Whatever Larry does to Jim, will have you crying, it's so funny.
Valentine's day is great when it comes to Larry. And so is the new version of the musical Cats.. LOL
This book needs to be read by everyone, and shared with everybody else. Fantastic.
You learn new vocabulary in this book. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard throughout this book.
Larry is one of a kind husband and father. He hates everyone, and will make their life miserable just for the sake of having something to laugh at. He hates his whore of a wife, since she's riding cock every chance she gets, and it's not even his.
His kids are different. His son, Timmy is obsessed with #9, and his daughter is Satan's Spawn. He's a ninja who hoards 9's. He would do anything for those kids, and he wouldn't think twice.
At work is where this book gets good. Jim, a secretary and a brown noser, gets on Larry's nerves. Whatever Larry does to Jim, will have you crying, it's so funny.
Valentine's day is great when it comes to Larry. And so is the new version of the musical Cats.. LOL
This book needs to be read by everyone, and shared with everybody else. Fantastic.
September 25, 2016
This review of The Chronicles of Larry Volume 1 by Seymour Snatch and Seeter McSeeterson is for The Sweet Spot Sisterhood Blog. Never in my life have I read such vulgar words and phrases come out of someone's mouth. Larry has no boundaries. This book is so wrong, but I loved every minute of it! I give it 5 Cherry Cokes!
I am pretty sure my coworkers think I'm crazy by the amount of laugh out loud moments this well written satire caused. It is set in diary format which is pure brilliance. Larry fills his work days drinking Cherry Coke and messing with Jim, his boss's secretary. Oops, I mean administrative assistant. Larry lives for Happy Hour, but do you blame him? I cannot wait to see what Larry has in store for us. Toodles until Volume 2.
I am pretty sure my coworkers think I'm crazy by the amount of laugh out loud moments this well written satire caused. It is set in diary format which is pure brilliance. Larry fills his work days drinking Cherry Coke and messing with Jim, his boss's secretary. Oops, I mean administrative assistant. Larry lives for Happy Hour, but do you blame him? I cannot wait to see what Larry has in store for us. Toodles until Volume 2.
September 29, 2016
Alright so be warned now that there is seriously strong language with just about each sentence so if you're not comfortable with that this book is not for you. Personally I absolutely loved it and couldn't stop laughing, Larry and his entries are absolutely priceless. Started really getting into the storyline toward the end and now I need to know what happens in season 2. Cannot wait, toodles for now.
October 4, 2016
Wow where to start! funniest book I've read in a LONG time... the mind of Larry is something else...He is rude crude but simply the funniest person ever. Could not laugh anymore of his descriptions of people and how much he didn't give a toss.
so cant wait for the next installment.. this is a MUST read everyone :-)
so cant wait for the next installment.. this is a MUST read everyone :-)
November 26, 2016
Is this the famous "Seymour Snatch" that wrote the timeless tome " Under the Grandstands"?
He was part of the writer's guild that penned "Russian Tragedy" and the "French Connection" or was it the "French Tragedy" or "French Rupture"
It is grand that this literary tome sees the light of day because of Mr. Snatch and Seester McSeesterson and their fortuitous find after a night of serious libation; moonlit nonetheless.
I must admit some reviewer's prejudice at this point. I review under the name "Susan H". It was difficult to hear Larryballs so creatively disparage, perhaps deservedly so, "Susan" for her indiscriminate taste in sausage. I almost thought my Ex had a hand in Larry's creative writing? I then relaxed because I never would even approach anything but bespoke sausage and my Ex had the creativity of a frog, nay a toad. So... I got over myself and I set about voraciously swallowing all the creative, enrapturing lexicon slop Larry had to serve up. I utilize the word slop with the purest of intentions (maybe too many pig jokes surrounding Jim put the word in my mind.)
I must say, I almost broke a rib LMFAO! Larry is a man for our time. He may be a functional alcoholic. He gets through his work day with aforementioned libation. Heck, he gets through everything half pissed as they say in merry old " f@@*in' Brexit England" He is creative in all his endeavors. I will leave the good stuff for you to enjoy on your own. He loves his very different children for who they are. He seeks to understand them. This is lovely and redeeming.
His impression of Walmart while being straight on the money, surely cannot be what Sam Walton intended. I mean ever been there? Where I live add toting guns with live ammo on to the picture Larry paints about Walmart.
His wife practically admitted her adulterous ways after Larry pulled the most incredible display on Valentine's Day. You really have to read this gem.
I usually like to pull a quote from the author's work to digest and showcase the author's fluency with language. Well, it simply was not possible. While it all was written masterfully, there is no phrase that does not boggle the mind with the entertaining profane or close to sacraligious . Larry ' s self-expression has taken satire, insult, vengeful speech and appropriately tailored vengeful acts to a high art. His expression is beyond PC. Larry's speech transcends PC. It is truth speech. There is so much to be said for creative pranking and revenge. The alternatives can turn one into a statistic...not the good kind. There is a flicker of light shining for him and her name is Jane, the bosses daughter. There is electricity when they touch. She's lovely and I do believe her sense of humor aligns with Larry's. She represents hope for Larry to be his true friend, to share his unique perspective on life, work and family. I am praying that Larry gets some good loving from Jane for the sake of his sanity, and as he admits, it will make him a better man. Just maybe his humor will then transform to high art, beauty, truth and fine f@@*ery
I absolutely love this book It has been quite the while since have read something like this.. If you need a serious laugh America, feast on this fate-like find of Larry's journal by a dumpster illuminated by moonlight. Grab hold of your big girl panties, gird your loins, don't snap to immediate criticism and simply listen. You will find we are more alike than we know. The lexicon is different but the feelings are known to all in one form or another.
He was part of the writer's guild that penned "Russian Tragedy" and the "French Connection" or was it the "French Tragedy" or "French Rupture"
It is grand that this literary tome sees the light of day because of Mr. Snatch and Seester McSeesterson and their fortuitous find after a night of serious libation; moonlit nonetheless.
I must admit some reviewer's prejudice at this point. I review under the name "Susan H". It was difficult to hear Larryballs so creatively disparage, perhaps deservedly so, "Susan" for her indiscriminate taste in sausage. I almost thought my Ex had a hand in Larry's creative writing? I then relaxed because I never would even approach anything but bespoke sausage and my Ex had the creativity of a frog, nay a toad. So... I got over myself and I set about voraciously swallowing all the creative, enrapturing lexicon slop Larry had to serve up. I utilize the word slop with the purest of intentions (maybe too many pig jokes surrounding Jim put the word in my mind.)
I must say, I almost broke a rib LMFAO! Larry is a man for our time. He may be a functional alcoholic. He gets through his work day with aforementioned libation. Heck, he gets through everything half pissed as they say in merry old " f@@*in' Brexit England" He is creative in all his endeavors. I will leave the good stuff for you to enjoy on your own. He loves his very different children for who they are. He seeks to understand them. This is lovely and redeeming.
His impression of Walmart while being straight on the money, surely cannot be what Sam Walton intended. I mean ever been there? Where I live add toting guns with live ammo on to the picture Larry paints about Walmart.
His wife practically admitted her adulterous ways after Larry pulled the most incredible display on Valentine's Day. You really have to read this gem.
I usually like to pull a quote from the author's work to digest and showcase the author's fluency with language. Well, it simply was not possible. While it all was written masterfully, there is no phrase that does not boggle the mind with the entertaining profane or close to sacraligious . Larry ' s self-expression has taken satire, insult, vengeful speech and appropriately tailored vengeful acts to a high art. His expression is beyond PC. Larry's speech transcends PC. It is truth speech. There is so much to be said for creative pranking and revenge. The alternatives can turn one into a statistic...not the good kind. There is a flicker of light shining for him and her name is Jane, the bosses daughter. There is electricity when they touch. She's lovely and I do believe her sense of humor aligns with Larry's. She represents hope for Larry to be his true friend, to share his unique perspective on life, work and family. I am praying that Larry gets some good loving from Jane for the sake of his sanity, and as he admits, it will make him a better man. Just maybe his humor will then transform to high art, beauty, truth and fine f@@*ery
I absolutely love this book It has been quite the while since have read something like this.. If you need a serious laugh America, feast on this fate-like find of Larry's journal by a dumpster illuminated by moonlight. Grab hold of your big girl panties, gird your loins, don't snap to immediate criticism and simply listen. You will find we are more alike than we know. The lexicon is different but the feelings are known to all in one form or another.
October 2, 2016
good to read if you have a dirty sense of humor and don't mind off color language a little(ok a lot,larry has a mouth on him. lol) This is the journal of someone who deals with life with a wicked sense of humor and very colorful language. can't wait to finish it to see what else Larry comes up with.
September 24, 2016
Riotous
If you are offended by crude humor, then this just isn't for you
This book is so beyond twisted, quite over-the-top, but bust your gut, side-splitting hilarious!! You'll learn new ways of saying things.. There will be plenty of times that you can't help but shake your head, but you will continue laughing through it all. If not, find your funny bone, because this world is far too serious to not just let yourself go sometimes and laugh until your body hurts, tears run down your face.. then laugh some more.
If you are offended by crude humor, then this just isn't for you
This book is so beyond twisted, quite over-the-top, but bust your gut, side-splitting hilarious!! You'll learn new ways of saying things.. There will be plenty of times that you can't help but shake your head, but you will continue laughing through it all. If not, find your funny bone, because this world is far too serious to not just let yourself go sometimes and laugh until your body hurts, tears run down your face.. then laugh some more.
October 9, 2016
This book is not for you if your looking for a easy sweet read about a man sounding off about life, but if your looking for a Seriously HILARIOUS read this is most definitely for you but be prepared because this book is just like the warning gives you it is Offensive, Crass and Crude but hands down the most Funniest thing i have EVER read. This introduction explains it better than i ever could so from Larry himself....
"For i like to curse, drink my problems away, chastise, exact revenge, and correct the behavior of dolts - doing it all with the utmost flair and a hint of charismatic charm. If i offend you - even better. I give not one fuck about your feelings. Some might call me a cynical asshole, but i prefer realist. I write what you think, and if you say differently then you are a lying sack of dick spend. So without further ado, read on if you must, and share in my misery."
Larry is in a unhappy marriage to "Jabba the Fuck monster" also known as Susan. But within this unhappy marriage we do get to see the only soft side to Larry that is with his Love of his children because at the heart of Larry his children are his world and i loved his relationship with Timmy Aka Nine his kids are just as fun as he is. But does he think the sunshines out of his kids arses hell no he keeps it real and tells it like he see's it ....
"Kaley and Timmy are beating the tits of each other like it's a goddamn steel cage match. I jump out of the car and slam the door. Hey, you two knock that off! It doesn't even faze these little fuckers. What could possibly be going on? Kaley doesn't even talk to anyone. Did he kill one of her animals? He is sadistic sometimes. What? Did a frog only only hop eight times in a minute? I've had enough of this bullshit. I turn on the hose and spray the fuck out of the little brats."
I couldn't put this book down both me and my husband read this book and i have to agree with him they would probably get on as he is VERY similar to Larry even to the point that he said he would love to share a beer with him now thats a scary thought for me as i would be terrified as how that conversation would go!!!
Hands down if i could give this more than a five star rating i would and i'm looking forward to season 2 , Bring it on Larry!!!!
"For i like to curse, drink my problems away, chastise, exact revenge, and correct the behavior of dolts - doing it all with the utmost flair and a hint of charismatic charm. If i offend you - even better. I give not one fuck about your feelings. Some might call me a cynical asshole, but i prefer realist. I write what you think, and if you say differently then you are a lying sack of dick spend. So without further ado, read on if you must, and share in my misery."
Larry is in a unhappy marriage to "Jabba the Fuck monster" also known as Susan. But within this unhappy marriage we do get to see the only soft side to Larry that is with his Love of his children because at the heart of Larry his children are his world and i loved his relationship with Timmy Aka Nine his kids are just as fun as he is. But does he think the sunshines out of his kids arses hell no he keeps it real and tells it like he see's it ....
"Kaley and Timmy are beating the tits of each other like it's a goddamn steel cage match. I jump out of the car and slam the door. Hey, you two knock that off! It doesn't even faze these little fuckers. What could possibly be going on? Kaley doesn't even talk to anyone. Did he kill one of her animals? He is sadistic sometimes. What? Did a frog only only hop eight times in a minute? I've had enough of this bullshit. I turn on the hose and spray the fuck out of the little brats."
I couldn't put this book down both me and my husband read this book and i have to agree with him they would probably get on as he is VERY similar to Larry even to the point that he said he would love to share a beer with him now thats a scary thought for me as i would be terrified as how that conversation would go!!!
Hands down if i could give this more than a five star rating i would and i'm looking forward to season 2 , Bring it on Larry!!!!
October 3, 2016
Never have I read a book that is more offensive, more rude, more crude, more hilarious than anything else.
Lei and I usually discuss what we're reading, even if the other hasn't read it yet. My first message to her was "Starting Larry. It's already ridiculously hilarious and all I read was the warning and about the authors." That should tell you something, I hadn't even gotten to the actual story yet.
Larry is your average guy sucked into corporate America with no end in sight. He hates his wife and tolerates his abnormal children. He has a thing for drinking in the day, and fucking with his co-worker Jim.
Larry is everyone in America times one hundred. He thinks all the rude crude shit we refuse to, he's honest to a degree that is offensive. But he's still charismatic. That's probably why he gets away with all the shit he does.
Larry loves pranks and we see him execute many brilliantly. He has a thing for dramatic gestures and that might makes him seem more like a coincided asshole, but it's endearing.
Yes, Larry sometimes wonders about his children, but he proved many times that he loves them and will do anything for them. This gives him a redeeming quality that is hard to argue with. Everyone loves a man who loves his children.
I can understand where Larry comes from in some circumstances. He is tried of all the crap. Larry is a hero to those of us who have sarcasm as their default setting. He does and says what we're all thinking, and for that you have to love him.
The Chronicles Of Larry will make you laugh, make you judge the minds of Snatch and McSeesterson, but it will also make you appreciate them. Because without Snatch and McSeeterson releasing Larry out into the wild, the world will be a much duller place.
Interview with Larry posted on Real Talk Book Talk
October 3, 2016
I've spent a couple of days thinking what to say about Larry, but it's a little complicated. Larry is one of those guys who has a lot to say. He's snarky, and he's bored as hell with his life. He hates his wife, but he loves his kids... even though they are weirdos. This man lives for the happy hour at the end of the work day, also lives for the moments when he can make jokes about the male secretary of the office (always using a secret id, of course).
This is like 'Married with Children meet The Office' kind of book.
Larry has a perfect routine in his shitty life, but all the jokes, drinks and action-movie secuences he has in his mind don't fill the void he feels. A void he doesn't know how to explain to himself. Larry isn't happy in his marriage, but he doesn't want to divorce, he doesn't enjoy his work but it's easy so he doesn't change it... We're a little like him, and our mind is filled with lots of things we think but never say.
This first book of The Chronicles of Larry was hilarious. This is the most inappropriate book that I've read lately, and I loved it!
It wasn't a romance novel (and that's cool), maybe is full of insults and cuss words (also cool), but as I was reading it feels less as book of fiction and more as a real diary. Some of the daily entries reminds me of my time in shitty office jobs, dealing with detestable bosses, and it's fun how you can relate with Larry in this.
I don't know when the next book will be published, but I hope this would be soon.
This is like 'Married with Children meet The Office' kind of book.
Larry has a perfect routine in his shitty life, but all the jokes, drinks and action-movie secuences he has in his mind don't fill the void he feels. A void he doesn't know how to explain to himself. Larry isn't happy in his marriage, but he doesn't want to divorce, he doesn't enjoy his work but it's easy so he doesn't change it... We're a little like him, and our mind is filled with lots of things we think but never say.
This first book of The Chronicles of Larry was hilarious. This is the most inappropriate book that I've read lately, and I loved it!
It wasn't a romance novel (and that's cool), maybe is full of insults and cuss words (also cool), but as I was reading it feels less as book of fiction and more as a real diary. Some of the daily entries reminds me of my time in shitty office jobs, dealing with detestable bosses, and it's fun how you can relate with Larry in this.
I don't know when the next book will be published, but I hope this would be soon.
September 26, 2016
WHAT THE WHAT! Larry is my spirit animal. Seriously, can you imagine what the world would be like if we all went around like Larry. I freaking love him. Take heed in the warning, they are not joking. The language is foul and over the top. I think I may have learned a few (or ten) new insults.
Larryballs keeps a journal of his daily occurrences. It's got to be one of the most entertaining things I've ever read. I mean, he calls his girl child satan and the boy is OCD and likes to be called nine. Good stuff.
His wife if you want to call her that is a good for nothing ho bag. Their marriage isn't exactly traditional or happy or anything else remotely normal. So when a pretty little thing, who just happens to be Larry's boss's daughter stumbles into his office it's no surprise she's the highlight of his day. Jane. I was rooting, SHOUTING, begging Larry to please divorce his wife. But no, Larry is lazy and divorce = paperwork.
So even though Larryballs is rude and crude, Jane brings out a different side to him. She makes him happy. They have to tread lightly here because he is married after all. But what will one "non date" turn into?! I can't wait to find out!
MUST.HAVE.MORE!
My rating 5/5 stars
*I received an ARC in exchange for an honest review.
You can read more of my reviews here: https://afterthepages.wordpress.com/
Larryballs keeps a journal of his daily occurrences. It's got to be one of the most entertaining things I've ever read. I mean, he calls his girl child satan and the boy is OCD and likes to be called nine. Good stuff.
His wife if you want to call her that is a good for nothing ho bag. Their marriage isn't exactly traditional or happy or anything else remotely normal. So when a pretty little thing, who just happens to be Larry's boss's daughter stumbles into his office it's no surprise she's the highlight of his day. Jane. I was rooting, SHOUTING, begging Larry to please divorce his wife. But no, Larry is lazy and divorce = paperwork.
So even though Larryballs is rude and crude, Jane brings out a different side to him. She makes him happy. They have to tread lightly here because he is married after all. But what will one "non date" turn into?! I can't wait to find out!
MUST.HAVE.MORE!
My rating 5/5 stars
*I received an ARC in exchange for an honest review.
You can read more of my reviews here: https://afterthepages.wordpress.com/
October 3, 2016
The Chronicles of Larry: Episode One is rude, crude, sarcastic, and offensive. And I found it absolutely hilarious. It’s like the authors took everything snarky anyone has thought inside their heads and put it into a book. But do not go into it thinking you’re getting a romance. This is not a romance in any sense. This is purely humor.
I have learned a whole new vocabulary of insults from reading this. My sarcasm is now sharper because of Larry. I also have a whole new arsenal of pranks up my sleeve. I just about sprained my abs laughing so hard while reading this. Oh how I wish I had the balls that Larry does. Snatch and Seesterson, thank you for releasing this journal into the wild. If I ever find myself back in cubicle hell, I will approach it with the flare that Larry does. I cannot wait to see what he gets up to next.
If you get offended easily, turn around and walk away. But if you enjoy off-color humor, if the f-bomb is your favorite word, if sarcasm is your first language—then this is the book for you. One-click it today.
ARC received in exchange for an honest review.
For more reviews, visit
I have learned a whole new vocabulary of insults from reading this. My sarcasm is now sharper because of Larry. I also have a whole new arsenal of pranks up my sleeve. I just about sprained my abs laughing so hard while reading this. Oh how I wish I had the balls that Larry does. Snatch and Seesterson, thank you for releasing this journal into the wild. If I ever find myself back in cubicle hell, I will approach it with the flare that Larry does. I cannot wait to see what he gets up to next.
If you get offended easily, turn around and walk away. But if you enjoy off-color humor, if the f-bomb is your favorite word, if sarcasm is your first language—then this is the book for you. One-click it today.
ARC received in exchange for an honest review.
For more reviews, visit
September 28, 2016
Ok first let me start by saying if I could have given Larry 9 stars I would have (you will have to read this book to find out what that really means) anyway...this book was LOL hysterical. If your easily offended or you take things to seriously then this book might NOT be for you. If your looking for a funny quick read that will have you pissing your pants then this IS the book for you. Larry will have entertained the whole time. Larry is brutally honest and while that may annoy some it also might make him your hero because he truly does say whatever the F comes to mind, he does not hold back...women and children are NOT safe...even the elderly are not off limits. I can not wait for Larry's next journal entries.
Toodles :)
Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry!
Toodles :)
Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry!
October 4, 2016
Well Holy crap balls I think this is my new favourite read...Jesus, that was funny.
This is the journal of a man named Larry, He's a prankster who sits at his desks planning different ways to seek revenge on those he dislikes. His wife is useless to him and his kids fell off the crazy train.
When I found out Larry was being written and a preview was posted I just knew I HAD to read it. It's insanely funny and incredibly ridiculous. Larry's journal has taught me so many new insults that I will definitely be using lol. So if you love that weird kind of humour that Larry definitely has you'll love this beast but you should probably know before diving in that this book contains some offensive shit and will make you laugh your ass off, it's definitely for the older readers.
Can't wait for more Larryballs.
This is the journal of a man named Larry, He's a prankster who sits at his desks planning different ways to seek revenge on those he dislikes. His wife is useless to him and his kids fell off the crazy train.
When I found out Larry was being written and a preview was posted I just knew I HAD to read it. It's insanely funny and incredibly ridiculous. Larry's journal has taught me so many new insults that I will definitely be using lol. So if you love that weird kind of humour that Larry definitely has you'll love this beast but you should probably know before diving in that this book contains some offensive shit and will make you laugh your ass off, it's definitely for the older readers.
Can't wait for more Larryballs.
October 26, 2016
Larry is this over the top man that is in the verge of a mid-life crisis at thirty years old. He takes life as a matter of fact, but is definitely not afraid to just lay it all out there unfiltered if need be. Larry journals his life events, and boy does the man really need it to keep his sanity. Larry's children are awesome and hilarious on their own...even if he is afraid of his own daughter. The two of them keep him honest and grounded.
Sloane Howell had me laughing at every turn of the page with these chronicles. Some of you won't like Larry, but he was like a breath of fresh alcoholic air to me. Sloane was definitely thinking outside of the box with this amazing character and all of his antics. I cannot wait for volume two to finally be ready for us. Way to hit this one out of the park Howell.
Sloane Howell had me laughing at every turn of the page with these chronicles. Some of you won't like Larry, but he was like a breath of fresh alcoholic air to me. Sloane was definitely thinking outside of the box with this amazing character and all of his antics. I cannot wait for volume two to finally be ready for us. Way to hit this one out of the park Howell.
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