The Battle of Monroe's Crossroads is one of those engagements which every Civil War buff ought to know, mainly for its sheer lunacy and storytelling value. Wade Hampton, Joe Wheeler, and the Confederate cavalry have a mission: To capture Judson Kilpatrick. Hampton and Wheeler gather their forces to do the deed while Kilpatrick is traveling towards Monroe's Crossreads in a manner rather unusual for a cavalry general. The unsuspecting Kilpatrick is resting his head in the lap of his paramour Alice, (a 'Yankee schoolteacher' Wittenberg estimates to be around age 50) with his feet dangling out the window of his carriage.
As Kilpatrick spends the night with Alice in the upstairs bedroom of the Monroe house, his staff bunking downstairs and his men dozing peacefully in the yard, the Confederate troopers silently form a ring around the house and launch a surprise attack. The Union men are driven out of the yard while Kilpatrick, hearing the commotion, wanders sleepily downstairs and out onto the front porch clad only in his shirttail to see two Confederate officers charging up to demand the location of General Kilpatrick.
What happens next? The oldest trick in the book, that's what happens. Kilpatrick points towards a fleeing Federal and says, 'He went that way.' Incredibly, the Confederates fall for this, giving Kilpatrick time enough to run off through a swamp. Directly afterwards the Confederates close in on the house, and Kilpatrick's staffers flee upstairs where Alice hides them in her bedroom. This lady of lowered virtue then goes down to confront the Confederates. She tells the searchers she has wounded men in her bedroom and that they please not be disturbed, and the Confederates politely obey, assuming she is the lady of the house. Thus Kilpatrick's staff escapes capture.
By this time a full-scale melee is bursting out all over the Monroe yard as the Union men counterattack. As Alice steps out onto the porch a chivalrous Confederate officer, still thinking she's the lady of the house, rushes up to rescue her from her peril. He escorts her to a ditch where she is sheltered from the fire, but a soldier notes that she is proof that curiosity in women is stronger than the love of life; she keeps sticking her head out to see the action.
Meanwhile Kilpatrick finds some of his scattered men, locates a saddleless nag to ride, and leads them back into the fight in one of the least picturesque rallies ever, still in his shirttail. The counterattack is successful, the Monroe house recaptured, and honor is (sort of) saved. Alice goes back to New England, and Kilpatrick, who has lost literally everything except his shirt, begs Wade Hampton to return his beloved horse Spot. With an incredulous sneer, Hampton does so.
Although the reader might get somewhat lost in all the troop movements, the basic story is a good read. There really needs to be a 'populist' version of this story because not everyone will make it through to the good parts, but the book is still recommended.