At first, when she came inside, I thought she was just another rich dame on a fling, or maybe just prowling. Or maybe just thirsty. I guess I starred at her as she approached the bar, but she didn't seem to mind. She was smiling, and the way she carried herself was something to see. Light and easy, it was, lithe.
Stop me if you've heard this one before. A woman walks into a bar and...well she turns this chump's life upside down and...yeah I guess you can figure out the rest from there. Our hero Larry Cole meets Joan and, at first, she seems too good to be true. But she talks like a gun moll and has crazy ideas for the two of them to get a lot of loot and how once they got money they can get married and live out their lives in the sun. The last time a gorgeous dame came on to me and suggested a fast way to make a lot of cash, I knew it was too good to be true. I can't believe Larry fell for Joan the way he did, but with her hot body and all, I guess some guys are born suckers. So, we watch Larry go for it and wait for the bodies to pile up in the process. It reminded me of a crazy chick I used to know when I was young named Tammy who managed to talk me into a scheme that...ah never mind about that. She's probably why I read stuff like this.