How to Kill Your Boyfriend

by D.V. Bernard, David Valentine Bernard

Stacy has just killed her boyfriend—but the problem is, he won’t stay dead.

If you could kill your boyfriend and get away with it, would you? In How to Kill Your Boyfriend (in Ten Easy Steps), a young, beautiful woman abducts a complete stranger so that they can kill her boyfriend. The stranger—a famous radio call-in host—is terrified at first, but before she knows it, her beautiful abductor whisks her into a world of amazing possibilities.

Horror transforms into fascination once Stacy reveals that she’s killed this boyfriend more than once. A sisterhood is forged in blood. They find themselves living and laughing like never before. Yet, all is not as it seems—before they know it, their quest to kill the boyfriend begins to uncover a mystery that may cost them their own lives.

272 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2006

Reviews

[Amy · Rating 5 out of 5]

THE BEST BOOK EVER!! Learnt so many ways to kill boyfriend.

Because my boyfriend hasn’t written me a poem for almost a year…it led to me reading this book. I will be trying out what I learnt from chapter 9 some point next week. This was my favourite chapter because it explained how to poison your boyfriend with only 9 grapes in a cup of fruit twist fanta with no ice🤯.

I found chapter 4 very intriguing; it explains why you should never give your boyfriend a massage. Even if he begs you and promises to give you 5 mins…well he’s lying and don’t trust him.

Chapter 7 was very boring - the step to step guide on how to steal your boyfriend’s urban outfitter jacket was not that useful because I already knew how to do it and therefore I skipped this chapter.

The last chapter mentioned on how the best fit for your boyfriend to be murdered in is the red checkered shirt (YEAR 6 DISCO TOP)… luckily my boyfriend has that 🤭! So that will be his death outfit.

Hehe I bet I scared and confused you Jeevan 🤭🤭 !! This is what you get for snooping my Goodreads reviews.

Apologies Mr. Bernard, I’ve never read your book and I’m planning not to…but aleast you for 5 stars from me ☺️ (which is a big thing because I’m basically a Karen)!

[Ruta Vosyliute · Rating 3 out of 5]

A bit unusal...it takes time to get into this book...if you a big fan of sici mix with fantasy and a bit of triller, lover of this sort off genre go for it.
Until you not finish a book it might be confusing. Why you kill your bf? why is this happening? fWhy this lady important in all this mess? what is a secret or who has a power or maybe who is this particular boyfriend?
It is good read maybe just not much of my type😊

[Kesha · Rating 5 out of 5]

I like this book because it is not what it seems. You have to keep reading the book to understand what is really happening. I started reading this book and then I stopped because I couldn't get in to it. I picked it back up about 6 months later and decided to just read it and get it off my bookshelf. I am so glad I decided to finish this book.

[Michelle · Rating 1 out of 5]

1st and last book i'll pick up in Walmart. still don't know what this book was all about.

[Khalilah Sharp · Rating 1 out of 5]

All I can say is I could not get into this book. It was on sale and I'm happy I did not pay full price.

[Cassie 'The Thinker Go Go Go Go' Mis. Roben Goodfellow'\Isabelle Lightwood · Rating 2 out of 5]

Okay, lets be straight here. I started this book towrdes the end of last school year. And I'm still not done. So the end!