If you’re looking for a thoughtful, well-written portrayal of Anna Maria Island, keep looking. This book is a self-indulgent, poorly edited mess that reads more like a long, rambling Facebook post than an actual piece of literature. The writing is lazy, the anecdotes are stale, and the tone makes it painfully clear the author thinks their perspective is the only one that matters. There are so many wonderful voices and stories on Anna Maria Island, this book isn’t one of them. Do yourself (and your bookshelf) a favor and skip it. This book is proof that not everyone with a keyboard deserves an audience.