Zoonami

by Adam Millard

Roger Whipsnade loves his job at Bingham Zoo. He loves the animals—but not the penguins, which seem to have it in for him—and he loves his colleague, Brandi Tromans, even if she doesn’t know about it. Life isn’t too shabby for Roger, but that’s all about to change. It’s Carnival Week in Cromer, which means all-you-can-play bingo for the geriatrics, beauty pageants for the physically-challenged, and a special guest appearance by Dame Judi Dench. Not everything goes to plan, however, when a huge tidal wave sweeps in from the North Sea, and it becomes increasingly clear that the coast is not the best place to house some of nature’s most terrifying creatures… and a few otters. Soon, Cromer is under attack by wave after wave of ferocious animals, and it’s up to Roger, Brandi, Dame Judi Dench (just Dench to her mates) and a couple of drunken sailors to save the day. First came the Sharknado, then came the Mansquito… It’s time for the whole damn menagerie!

110 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 16, 2016

About the author

Adam Millard is the author of twenty novels, twelve novellas, and more than two hundred short stories, which can be found in various collections and anthologies. Probably best known for his post-apocalyptic fiction, Adam also writes fantasy/horror for children and Bizarro fiction for several publishers. His work has recently been translated for the German market.

Reviews

[Ash · Rating 2 out of 5]

Adam Millard's imagination is a crazy place. This book is as ridiculous as the others of his I have read, ridiculous but awfully fun. Featuring a guest appearance from none other than Dame Judy French, a tsunami and waves full of animals.

This is based in Cromer, an area I know very well as it's only 15/20 miles away from where I live!

This is worth reading if you want something short and crazy! Go check it out!

This takes me too the letter Z of my a-z challenge. It'll be nice to read what I want for a little while now and not feel restricted! I'm gonna paste a list of what I've read over on the Books of Horror FB page if you wanna check it out!