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This book contains bad language which some readers may find offensive from the start. If you struggle with the first paragraph, you need the censored version of BUMP.
Where there is life, there is hope!
Our hero, Thomas Jones, was born into the bottom rung of ability and aspiration. He's a case of minus IQ coupled with bone idleness. However, we all have hidden talents (in Thomas`s case very well hidden) and sometimes all that is required is a moment of great fortune - to allow even a halfwit like Thomas the chance to rise through the plankton to the top of the pool.
This ludicrous story will uplift fellow unachievers and sadly offer them justification for sitting motionless on their fat arses in the misguided belief that they too might have a predestine moment of glory in wait.
Short story Thomas wins a competition that he was not even eligible to participate in. (A sign of biblical significance for a dick like Thomas with feeble intellect.) This bit of luck propels him forward like a missile - unaware of what or who he might Bump into. Our hero finds himself on a journey of achievement and adventure that he would previously never have even dreamed of. All this, plus an opportunity to enjoy himself shamelessly in pleasures of the flesh!
The only question which version of BUMP is for you - uncut or censored?
Where there is life, there is hope!
Our hero, Thomas Jones, was born into the bottom rung of ability and aspiration. He's a case of minus IQ coupled with bone idleness. However, we all have hidden talents (in Thomas`s case very well hidden) and sometimes all that is required is a moment of great fortune - to allow even a halfwit like Thomas the chance to rise through the plankton to the top of the pool.
This ludicrous story will uplift fellow unachievers and sadly offer them justification for sitting motionless on their fat arses in the misguided belief that they too might have a predestine moment of glory in wait.
Short story Thomas wins a competition that he was not even eligible to participate in. (A sign of biblical significance for a dick like Thomas with feeble intellect.) This bit of luck propels him forward like a missile - unaware of what or who he might Bump into. Our hero finds himself on a journey of achievement and adventure that he would previously never have even dreamed of. All this, plus an opportunity to enjoy himself shamelessly in pleasures of the flesh!
The only question which version of BUMP is for you - uncut or censored?
71 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 11, 2015
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