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211 pages, ebook
First published March 23, 2016
WHATEVER !!! 2 STARS JUST FOR MATT . . .
Why did I ever think I could play the player at his own game?
I still hate you." She mutters under her breath.
"You can hate me and still fuck me. In fact, if you go off like that every time I make you come, you're welcome to hate-fuck me any time you want."
Knowing you, you'd probably try and turn up early to witness the walk of shame."
"If you've done it right, it should always be a stomp of satisfaction. Have I taught you nothing?
Don't you worry about me, legs. There's a whole black book worth of willing volunteers."
"Legs?"
"Well I can't call you Tits, can I?"
"You're a piece of work, Taylor."
"It's okay to admit you want me, Mia."
Why did I ever think I could play the player at his own game?
Jesus, are you trying to kill me?
"No, Legs, I don't want to kill you. I want to make you moan. I want you to whimper, and I want you to scream my name when I'm balls deep inside you. My mouth is going to claim you, my hands are going to explore you, and my cock will make you mine-even if you only ever give me one night."
“You want this to be wrong but to me, it’s always been right.”
“Au contraire, little-dicked one, married life means I never wake up alone and therefore never have to take my one-eyed trouser snake in hand unless my wife is begging to watch me do it.”
“It’s just that I don’t want to be in a relationship. I’m all about the date and not about the mate.”
“The ball’s in your court now, and it has to be you that makes the next play because I’m all out of moves.”
“…you know you want me. I know you want me. I just need you to give me a chance.”
“Got an itch you can’t scratch, Matt?”
…“Don’t you worry about me, Legs. There’s a whole black book worth of willing volunteers.”
“Legs?” I ask, taking my purse out of his hands.
“Well I can’t call you Tits, can I?”
“You’re a piece of work, Taylor.”
“It’s okay to admit you want me, Mia,” he says cockily.
“For what? The medical experiment known as your dick?”
“Bring it on, Legs.”
“Still don’t get the legs thing,” she mutters.
“Because every time I see them I imagine them wrapped around my head.”
She chokes down the phone, and then the line goes eerily quiet.
“Mia?”
“I’m here. Just hitting pause on that mental image and saving it for later.”
“Jesus, woman. Warn a guy before you throw out the Viagra lines.”
“What?” she says, with a knowing giggle.
“Those kind of words take a man from floppy to stabby in zero-point-five seconds.”
“This is insane,” I breathe, my body sagging against his when his fingers run down my face and around the back of my neck.
“It’s crazy, but that’s what makes it so fucking hot.”
“You and me. We’re going to do this,” I murmur against her lips. “Dates, dinners, holding hands, all of that shit. I’ll be in your bed and you’ll be in mine … I can’t stop thinking about you, Legs, and I don’t fucking want to.”
“It’s all you, Mia … You’re different from the rest. I tried to resist the temptation, but all it took was one taste and you had me. Everywhere I look, everything I do, every spare moment of every single day, all I see is you. All I want is you.”
This story is definitely a brilliant mix of scorching hot and hilariously funny. Matt and Mia are our couple that just can’t seem to get together. Why? Because as much as Matt pulls, Mia pushes. Matt, also known as the Mini Walking Dildo (nothing to do with his size), has his sights set on one woman. Mia Roberts.
Mia has it stuck in her head that dating Matt would be full of complications. Since her sister is married to Matt’s brother. So technically they’re related. But, actually they’re not. Of course, the connection between the two is familial. So there begs to be there question, when will the drama start?
Matt is the ultimate man-whore, he’s hot, sexy, and he goes after what he wants. I loved Matt, his character was fun to get to know, and yea, definitely left my panties on fire. The chemistry in this book was hot, but sweet. This is definitely a fun book. Loved it!
ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Reviewed by Dani from Alpha Book Club
“I’m the king of the cut ‘n’ run. I wine them, dine them, then slide inside them, making sure I get up, get dressed and get out before they can even utter the words “second date.”
“I’m queen of the chase. I meet them, greet them, date them and leave them. A social butterfly, I’m happily single and happy to stay that way.”