POOPY PANTS 5-THE SAMPLER EDITION serves as a preview to the first 4 volumes, with complete tales from each. There is quite a bit of content in this book, but the originals have more. Three of these stories here are examples come from the HEAD-SCRATCHING TALES, due out this summer.
THE OTHER “ERVIN” WHO WAS BETTER THAN MAGIC JOHNSON MY COUSINS, MARILYN MONROE, GEORGE WASHINGTON & ALI THE 7TH GRADER THAT BLAZER HIGH SCHOOL FEARED IT’S A ROCKY ROAD FROM HEAVEN TO HELL AND BACK MOVE OVER ALI, OBAMA IS OUR NEW-FOUND COUSIN THE HOT SLUT MACHINE AT A COLD SLOT MACHINE CLOSE TO JFK’S WIFE & CLOSER TO HIS ASSASSIN THREE NUTS - TWO BALLS = ONE ASSASSINATION THE PLACE THAT MADE EVEN THE COPS CALL 911 TRICKED INTO MARRYING HIS FIANCE’S MOTHER THAT BUS RIDE WITH MY 50 DRUNK BUDDIES I’M PROUD OF MY DISAPPOINTING DAD THE DIRTY DIRT CLOD WARS THEY USED TO BE A WHAAT? A ROCK STAR & HIS LONG LOST LOVE WHO THE SAM HILL IS THE REAL SAM HILL? DISCOVERING THE WORLD OF MY SECRET COUSINS THE TALE OF TWO SILVERS, WHITE CLOUD & TARZAN DO YOU REMEMBER THAT OTHER DAY IN SEPTEMBER? THE WAR THAT WAS FOUGHT OVER ASHLAND, KENTUCKY WAS THIS INDIAN LEGEND THE DAUGHTER OF COLUMBUS? FORGET THE DREAM TEAMS, GIVE ME THE NIGHTMARE ONE KNIGHT OF TRUTH: INTERNET WARRIOR IN THE LAND OF BLOG FANTASY OF THE DAY GABBY HAYES AND TONTO BECOME BUDS