In the follow-up to his debut book, Chutin' the Bull , Mark George returns with a new collection of short pieces which some say strain the definition of humor. "Why do you keep putting out this drivel?" asked one critic. Is snoring legitimate as grounds for divorce? What if the offending party is a super-model? What do you mean her looks don't matter? What will Batman do when Gotham enacts strict gun-control measures? How do teacher and parents work together to stop their teenage son who self-identifies as a ninja warrior, internet-trained and fully armed? For answers to these penetrating questions join Mark George in his noble quest to understand human and animal behavior, tilting at windmills as only he can. Mark George is originally from Tulsa, Oklahoma. His work has appeared in the San Francisco Bay Guardian, Dog Fancy Magazine, San Juan Horseshoe, and the San Francisco Independent newspaper.