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Visotonic® Lifting muscular del Rostro: La tecnica mas poderosa de gimnasia facial

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Método Visotonic®, la gimnasia facial más famosa de Italia para rejuvenecer el rostro de forma natural. Más de 25 ejercicios explicados e ilustrados con más de 40 imágenes, para cada parte de la cara y del cuello.

96 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 21, 2014

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Loredana de Michelis

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Italian, psychologist, ex ballet dancer. I quitted my job and now i travel, write and teach facial gymnastics and Bates Method via Skype.

CURRENT MISSION
To bomb Trenitalia

PHILOSOPHY
Better to be poor than working

INTERESTS
I like classical music, ballet, carpentry, billiard and shooting at the same time. I have a passion for animals and physical abilities that I always try to learn. I like science and medicine.
I like drinking wine and if the subject of the conversation slips on matters like star signs related to fanta-quantistic-energy-applied-to-boh, I usually try to escape in that way.

What I really want to achieve in my life, is to teach the world how to be a slim person while cooking food with a lot of calories in it.
Some of my best recipes as an example:

1 (very easy)
Buy some caloric soup in a can, put it in a saucepan to warm it up.
Make phone calls and forget about it.
When a thick smoke and a burning smell reaches your nostrils, switch off.
Eat the top part of the soup that you can scratch away with a spoon.
Throw the saucepan with the rest of the black burned soup in the garbage.

2 (easy)
Put the same soup in a saucepan to cook. Put an alarm clock.
Make phone calls and forget about it.
When the clock rings, go with the cigarette hanging from the corner of your mouth and the telephone trapped between your head and your shoulder, and take the saucepan with bare hands.
Scream out your pain leaving your cigarette and your mobile falling in the hot soup.
Rescue the mobile, throw away the soup with the cigarette.

3 (need some skills)
Soup on the fire, alarm clock and a sticker that remembers you to protect your hands against the heat of the saucepan.
Make phone calls and forget.
When the alarm rings put the colander in the sink. Pour the soup in the colander before remembering that is not pasta this time.
Watch the soup going down the sink.
Have a coke instead.

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