Preposterous Proverbs: Why fine words butter no parsnips

by Max Cryer

Proverbs ... we’ve all grown up with them and we probably repeat them without much thought. Yes, ‘a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush’ and ‘absence makes the heart grow fonder’, but these sayings have almost become clichés – and it is the same in every country and culture. Such ‘pearls of wisdom’ play a key role in the moral guidance of societies everywhere. Sometimes the wisdom is distinctly odd, sometimes it has become outdated and sometimes it is simply contradictory. After all, do ‘many hands make light work’ or do ‘too many cooks spoil the broth’? You can’t really have it both ways.In ‘Preposterous Proverbs’, language expert Max Cryer looks at a vast array of proverbs from around the world on subjects ranging from birth, food, women and love to money, animals, sin and death. He has chosen some of the most interesting and perplexing, and analyses their meaning and truth with his characteristic wry wit. A great book to dip into, ‘Preposterous Proverbs’ will take you from Greece (‘A thousand men cannot undress a naked man’) and Japan (‘Fools and scissors must be carefully handled’) to Russia (‘The more you sleep, the less you sin’) and India (‘A fat spouse is a quilt for the winter’).Max Cryer is a language guru with many years’ experience of researching and writing on the subject. A well-known broadcaster and entertainer, he hosts a weekly radio slot on quirks of the English language. In a long career, he has been a schoolteacher, a compere and television host, as well as a performer on the opera stage in London and in cabaret in Las Vegas and Hollywood. Now a full-time writer living in Auckland, he has written many books, including ‘Who Said That First?’, ‘Love Me Tender’ and ‘The Godzone Dictionary’.

236 pages, Kindle Edition

First published September 7, 2011

About the author

John Maxwell Cryer MBE born1935/1936.

Pioneering entertainer in New Zealand television, Max Cryer was also an author of several non-fiction books. Cryer topped the New Zealand non-fiction best-seller list three times (2001, 2002 and 2012). Besides New Zealand, his books have also been published in Australia, United Kingdom, Italy, the United States, Germany and Russia.