Book Review 💥💥💥💥💥
All hail the queen of opening lines — Arini Vlotman!
“The Universe was a heifer sitting on a throne, drinking gin while laughing at humanity.”
Honestly? Who else could open a book like that and make you immediately sit up straighter?
Pretty Complicated (Book Three in the Femme Façade series) is classic Arini : bold, layered, deliciously dramatic, and unapologetically clever.
And can we talk about the food? Arini’s books always make me hungry. The way she writes about what her characters eat, how they eat, the comfort and culture woven into every bite, it adds such richness and sophistication to the story. You don’t just read her books, you taste them.
The Batman references had me smiling every single time. And Ladoo? Oh my heart. That little pig completely stole the show. I adore animals with personality in books, and that name is perfection.
Seeing familiar faces from the series was such a treat. Esha. Zarna. My girls. I have the softest spot for powerful female friendships, and this delivered. There is something so satisfying about women standing strong together.
“Not only beautiful and powerful, but stronger than the men in her life gave her credit for.”
Yes. That line stayed with me.
No spoilers here — but that plot twist? So well done. It caught me in the best way.
“Buckle up, Batman, it’s going to be a ride to remember.”
And it absolutely was.
Entertaining. Dramatic. Layered. Funny. Emotional.
Arini Vlotman, you’ve done it again. I loved every moment, the highs, the chaos, the sisterhood, the surprises.
If you’re not reading this series yet… what are you even doing?
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