Jump to ratings and reviews
Rate this book

Swallowing the Avocado of Enlightenment: A Spiritual Guide for the Rest of Us

Rate this book
One day a miracle happens in your life. From God’s Tree of Life, one of those really big avocados falls. Your body, recognizing this moment, catapults your arm and hand out and ZAP—you just manage to catch that big green avocado straight from Source. And you get it—this is your chance for enlightenment, and you know what must be done. If you want to stop recycling the middle and wake up in the present forever, all you have to do is swallow the avocado whole. It’s just that simple. Welcome to the journey, and don't worry. Everything you are doing, all of it, is leading directly to your awakening, directly to perceiving the perfection all around you. You're already on track.

225 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1, 2006

1 person want to read

About the author

Ratings & Reviews

What do you think?
Rate this book

Friends & Following

Create a free account to discover what your friends think of this book!

Community Reviews

5 stars
1 (100%)
4 stars
0 (0%)
3 stars
0 (0%)
2 stars
0 (0%)
1 star
0 (0%)
Displaying 1 of 1 review
Profile Image for Julia Townsend.
17 reviews
January 24, 2024
I had the honor of receiving this book from Steve Whiteman himself! I must give an excellent review because he really does demonstrate what he writes about and has a way about him that brings people out of themselves. Of course his wonderful sense of humor shines in this book, with hilarious and real original concepts such as the IMP and overweight horse hockey. Worth a read!
Displaying 1 of 1 review

Can't find what you're looking for?

Get help and learn more about the design.