-Effortlessly Funny & Relentlessly Entertaining-
Review of 'The Wrong Way Home' by Shunali Khullar Shroff
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"𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐈'𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈'𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐉𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐈 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧. 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐱 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧."
Why would you be interested in the life of a forty something divorced woman who's struggling with self doubt, almost on the verge of giving up to find love and is striving to make ends meet? Who's stalking her ex and his current online but jumps behind dusty busbougainvillea when she sees her offline. Because that's the stuff entertaining stories are made of. Take just the right amount of self doubt and self pity, and slather them generously in a solid veneer of humour and wit. Then sprinkle it with a potential love interest. Want more masala? Ok let's make it a triangle then.
So what is it about? Nayantara is divorced but on the first anniversary of their divorce , her ex husband marries a young influencer. She can't help spiral into a tide of hopelessness. Everything seems to be going wrong for her. Her work life, her personal life: all are shot to hell. But she picks herself up, supported by her friend Rishi and her mother who, living in Landour, is hell bent on getting a match for her. Soon, as she grappels to put her life back on track, she finds two suitors. Who will she go with? How will her life turn out to be? Well, I am not going to tell you everything here. Pick up the book and find out more.
It's a rare gift to be a storyteller. And even rarer is the one where the quill is blessed with an ability to pull smiles across the cheeks. Shunali writes with a giddy abandon. You can't help but smile throughout. This one made me laugh out loud:
"So this is who my mother wants me to date. Imagine the papers reporting,'Jay Sarabhai and wife seen having dinner at Cap Eden Roc near Cannes with Quentin Tarantino, and his ex-wife spotted buying vegetables from a wholesale market with a yeti!'"
And this:
"I was told divorced women in their forties are considered a great catch! 'Don't worry, Nayantara,' I've heard people tell me. "This is the right age to start all over; women at forty are way more desirable than younger girls? Where, I want to know. Must be on the North Pole because, sir, in the world that I inhabit, middle-aged men seem to want to marry only teenagers."
But I must warn you. This trip is going to be bloody. Not papercuts but you might sustain some superficial gashes from the razor sharp wit of Shunali Khullar Shroff. Since the story is about divorced woman, the author leaves sharp observations and comments on the societal opinion as well as patriarchal mindset. She takes no prisoners and strikes at everyone:
"I get it. That's a polite way of saying now that you're divorced, please don't be a slut and bring men up here and have hot sex with them. How do I tell this woman that at this point in my life I'm as far away from having hot sex with men as Pluto is from the sun. I mean Pluto isn't even considered a planet anymore; they're now referring to it as an object in the Kuiper belt. That's how far removed I am from having any 'hot' escapades with men. It's like I've drifted off into a whole different cosmic realm of singlehood."
The protagonist takes potshot at herself too. Have a look:
"Now I understand why women my age start showing cleavage to attract men. It is an undeniable truth, isn't it, that women's hearts never quite catch up with their ageing bodies, and therein lies the predicament. One day I will be sixty and then nobody except men with walking sticks and teeth that smile at you from inside glass bowls at night will look at me. If you think about it, it is cruel that one's old age is three times longer than ones youth."
The author takes time setting up the plot. Instead of jumping straight into the story, she takes time to set up the characters and then goes to weave the story tightly around these characters that will matter as the story progresses. Have a look at the one liners that define the characters as well as make you laugh out loud:
"Ma is like an older, more genuine version of Gwyneth Paltrow, minus the penchant for hawking candles that supposedly smell like one's nether regions."
A conversation between Nayantara's friend Rishi and her mother is quite well written. The author has put ample spotlight on the side characters too.
These nuances and detailing of the characters however don't affect the pace of the story. She keeps her characters crisp without letting the layering affect the story. By setting the story in different towns, she keeps the story on its toes. Had a great time reading it.
It's a delight to read and author's work who's at the top of her game. Khullar Shroff's prose is sharp and smooth at the same time. Like a quill searing through butter.