Fifth 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

by Robert Byrne

Robert Byrne, America's #1 phrasemeister, is back--continuing his lifelong quest for the quickest quips, the sharpest retorts, and the brightest truths! And once again he hits the mother lode, offering up 637 perfect gems to sure to delight and enlighten you....
"My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date."
RITA RUDNER
"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."
JAY LENO

Mass Market Paperback

First published March 31, 1993

About the author

Robert Byrne is the author of seven novels, five collections of humorous quotations, seven books on billiards, two anthologies, and an expose of frauds in the literary world. One of his novels, Thrill, was made into NBC’s Monday Night Movie, which aired for the first time on May 20, 1996. Four of his novels were selections of Reader’s Digest Condensed Books and published in many languages. His style is widely praised for its clarity and wit. Byrne’s Standard Book of Pool and Billiards, published in 1978 and expanded in 1998, has sold over 500,000 copies. -byrne.org