Two wizards walk into a bar, the third one ducks; or, the story of how Harry Dresden became the reluctant liege man of Freeholding Lord John Marcone.
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Notes: Set after Turn Coat, contains spoilers for everything up to that novel. Written for Smallfandom Bang! Beccastareyes was kind enough to draw fanart for me! Art masterpost on LJ. Art masterpost on Dreamwidth.
Warnings: Brief mentions of child-abuse, and...well, the Council comes included in that, I suppose.