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Split-Level Elders: A Humorous Novel about Baby-Boomers Battling their Parents

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Will Sissy Woodson maintain her sanity against her aging parents, the ornery octogenarians, Stan and Gladys Ray? Will she get her half of their substantial estate, or will her sister, Brenda, get the whole enchilada? Brenda’s secret could play a big part in a supremely ironic funeral. And if some guy named Bob dies, will Stan and Gladys gain some ugly chairs ─ but lose their souls?
Toss out the medical books. Stan and Gladys aren’t old and sick, they’re old and mean! They’re miserly, inconsiderate and controlling ─ and those are their good points. They’ve lost their independence, and they scheme to deny Sissy hers. But fate has a way of settling ‘old’ scores.
Sissy’s first person voice is sarcastic, cynical, self-deprecating and hilarious. It’s sure to appeal to all those baby-boomers facing their less than endearing parents. Yours will look good in comparison.

296 pages, Kindle Edition

First published August 24, 2014

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