Where, oh where, to start reviewing this hot mess?!?
Book one was okay... bland, but okay. I continued to see wth it would go. I found myself skipping in book two because it nearly put me to sleep with the monologues & exhausting descriptions of shit I didn't give two pisses about, but I was curious as to the romantic cliffhanger. I like a good badboy;) Then I got to the romantic clean up in book three where she'd choose one or the other and wanted to f'ing punch a wall. It wasn't who she chose, but rather how. If she wanted the boring dude that fawned all over another chick in front of her, then be my guest. BUT.. Don't have me read all this angsty, indecisive crap only to resolve it with the "brother" line. Don't tell me that she feels all this passion for the dude and them turn him into a bro. More on that latter.
This series veered off in the wrong direction after book one and just never righted itself. I like dry humor, I like zombie apocalypse, I like hot dudes... So I should be headed to a five star review, but, sadly, the author bombed on all fronts. Boring zombies. Forced romance. Asinine characters. Soft bad guys. Humor that wasn't funny.
It became clear that the author was trying to inject a very dry humor to the story.. I got that, but the problem was that the writing was so flat and stiff in delivery that it was like crickets chirping, and I'd bet that most people probably didn't even recognize when something was supposed to be funny. "The fairy princess had taken down a deer." Could've been funny~
The action was the same.. Lackluster, stiff, like a tutorial on cleaning lint out of a dryer vent.
The female MC is the most annoying, hypocritical human I could possibly imagine being stuck with during an apocalypse. She berates a dude for wearing someone else's clothes, but she has no problem scavenging for what she needs, wants, taking a little girl's bracelet, etc. She thinks an education is the litmus test for a persons' character, worth, value. She treats the dead like a science project. Just a retched character. By the second and third books, the chick lightens up, but she does a 180 degree turn and is suddenly a damn badass, shoot em up, kick em in the nuts, let's save the world chick that's just not believable.
The aura thing is lame. Immunity.. Fine, but 1000 yard floating aura that has to play catch-up if she moves to fast.. Come the f on, really?!? I don't have to have some complicated scientific explanation, but the author never even bothered to but R&R to the immunity, aura, nor the shit at the end with the reverse bite (eye roll)! Fantasy is great and all, but the shit should still have some roots, foundation in reality for it not to boggle the brain.
Honey and mint zombie pheromone calling card. F me!
Human bite turns ppl to zombies and zombies to people. Yeah, F me!
The most inept, honorable bad guys you'll ever meet. F me, again!
This is a damn love triangle from HELL!! One minute one dude is saying she's like a sister and bam, wham all of a sudden out of the wild blue he is professing his love and wooing her on horseback while the one she's been with is playing flirty translator for another chick that's acting as his nursemaid. Back and forth we go with the female MC lusting after how good each dude's muscles look & how great each kiss. Then bam, wham it's all solved in one sentence of saying they all three laughed together and everything reverted to as it was where one had a brother role and the other had a lover role. THERE is nothing I hate more than a forced, fabricated love triangle by an author whereby I have to read how f'ing hot, wonderful, lovely, and perfect a female MC thinks a guy is FOR TWO BOOKS only for it all to be mooted by a single sentence of AHHHHHA "he's like my brother!" Nah, I don't rub my ass on my brother's crotch and get tingles! Total waste; total copout!