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Yummy, Cummy, Gummy: WAP: Whipped & Political
Yummy, Cummy, Gummy
Whipped & Political
A surreal, spicy, and subversive comedy-erotica that'll rot your morals before your teeth.
In a world where pleasure is outlawed, one woman finds liberation in the most unexpected the bottom of a bag of gummy bears.
What starts as a sugar craving spirals into a candy-fuelled fever dream of sentient sweets, forbidden holes, and full-throttle feminist fury. When the State bans dildos (yes, really), our heroine discovers that nothing incites rebellion quite like a gummy with a god complex and a giant cola bottle butt plug.
Enter the gummy bears, a deliciously depraved brotherhood of jelly-bodied lovers with zero respect for authority and too much stamina for a family-friendly snack. Together, they’ll take on the patriarchy one orgasm at a time, armed with sugar laces, syrupy justice, and enough innuendos to make Mary Berry blush.
This book contains adult themes, political satire, and a disturbing amount of fried egg metaphors. May cause uncontrollable laughter, arousal, or a desire to storm the government with a packet of Tangfastics.
Whipped & Political
A surreal, spicy, and subversive comedy-erotica that'll rot your morals before your teeth.
In a world where pleasure is outlawed, one woman finds liberation in the most unexpected the bottom of a bag of gummy bears.
What starts as a sugar craving spirals into a candy-fuelled fever dream of sentient sweets, forbidden holes, and full-throttle feminist fury. When the State bans dildos (yes, really), our heroine discovers that nothing incites rebellion quite like a gummy with a god complex and a giant cola bottle butt plug.
Enter the gummy bears, a deliciously depraved brotherhood of jelly-bodied lovers with zero respect for authority and too much stamina for a family-friendly snack. Together, they’ll take on the patriarchy one orgasm at a time, armed with sugar laces, syrupy justice, and enough innuendos to make Mary Berry blush.
This book contains adult themes, political satire, and a disturbing amount of fried egg metaphors. May cause uncontrollable laughter, arousal, or a desire to storm the government with a packet of Tangfastics.
75 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 31, 2025
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December 28, 2025
YUMMY, CUMMY, GUMMY WHIPPED & POLITICAL is a SUGAR-RUSH OF ANARCHY 😂! As I sat huddled over my kindle in the dark on Boxing Day, I cackled like a witch at all the candy puns and innuendos!! I’m still chortling from the gummy bears’ sugar-coated revolution and the cola bottle butt plug shenanigans. This book is a CANDY COLOURED DREAM where puns are plentiful, jelly bodied lovers are horny AF, and sometimes I was blushing at the innuendos.
It’s equal parts absurd, filthy, and BRILLIANT. The gummies are running the show, the patriarchy’s getting stormed with Tangfastics, and I was LOSING IT over the fried egg metaphors 😂. Iykyk. If you want a book that’ll have you cackling, squirming, and craving a packet of gummy worms, look no further.
It’s equal parts absurd, filthy, and BRILLIANT. The gummies are running the show, the patriarchy’s getting stormed with Tangfastics, and I was LOSING IT over the fried egg metaphors 😂. Iykyk. If you want a book that’ll have you cackling, squirming, and craving a packet of gummy worms, look no further.
July 20, 2025
Some of my book girlie friends thought this would be a laugh, but you know what I really enjoyed this fun little novella.
It was hilarious, it was fun and i definitely loved it 😆
It was hilarious, it was fun and i definitely loved it 😆
July 18, 2025
I have absolutely zero words on what the fuck I just read HAHAHAHAHA
Thoroughly enjoyed 😂😂😂
Thoroughly enjoyed 😂😂😂
September 8, 2025
Hilariously Filthy!
I enjoyed this little book and would love some more chunkier novels with monsters and why choose harem for women who want a bit more than the norm!
I enjoyed this little book and would love some more chunkier novels with monsters and why choose harem for women who want a bit more than the norm!
December 29, 2025
OMFG! What did I just read?! My brain is still processing...
I don't even know where to begin reviewing this book. I am not one for spoilers, but I seriously want to tell everyone about it!
The storyline was superb... imagine the government banning adult toys! Like WTH?! Then the toothbrush... I have no words for the toothbrush fiasco.
And then we meet the star of the show. The gummy bear. I mean, I could have done without the nicknames, but my god! He bloody made sure the FMC had a good time, didn't he?!
All in all, this was beyond hilarious. I woke up my husband on two separate occasions and was told to STFU. I'm not sorry. The writing, although it could do with a slight clean-up grammatically, was on point. When you think it's all gonna come to an end (pun intended), it just kept going! I am LIVID about how it ended.... I need more!!! I want to know what happens. I really, really, really hope that book two is in the works, because I seriously NEED it! Well done Samantha. You have truly mashed my brain, and it's safe to say, I will never look at Haribo's in the same way ever again.
I don't even know where to begin reviewing this book. I am not one for spoilers, but I seriously want to tell everyone about it!
The storyline was superb... imagine the government banning adult toys! Like WTH?! Then the toothbrush... I have no words for the toothbrush fiasco.
And then we meet the star of the show. The gummy bear. I mean, I could have done without the nicknames, but my god! He bloody made sure the FMC had a good time, didn't he?!
All in all, this was beyond hilarious. I woke up my husband on two separate occasions and was told to STFU. I'm not sorry. The writing, although it could do with a slight clean-up grammatically, was on point. When you think it's all gonna come to an end (pun intended), it just kept going! I am LIVID about how it ended.... I need more!!! I want to know what happens. I really, really, really hope that book two is in the works, because I seriously NEED it! Well done Samantha. You have truly mashed my brain, and it's safe to say, I will never look at Haribo's in the same way ever again.
June 7, 2025
Not my favourite read. I chose this because my book club were reading it and it’s featured on KU.
There was so much smut in it I was actually a bit bored of reading it for parts. It was set in America but used a lot of British terminologies which ruined the read a bit for me.
Plus sides were it is definitely unique - you won’t read anything like this again! And it is nice and short so it doesn’t take up a lot of your time.
Would I recommend it? Probably not, but fair play to the author for writing it and getting it published. That in itself is a great achievement and should be celebrated!
There was so much smut in it I was actually a bit bored of reading it for parts. It was set in America but used a lot of British terminologies which ruined the read a bit for me.
Plus sides were it is definitely unique - you won’t read anything like this again! And it is nice and short so it doesn’t take up a lot of your time.
Would I recommend it? Probably not, but fair play to the author for writing it and getting it published. That in itself is a great achievement and should be celebrated!
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
June 2, 2025
Wow a small book that packs a large punch.
I'm not a great reviewer but what I can say is that this book had me laughing and giggling all the way through.
Obviously need to read triggers but the smut was smutting and the storyline was great.
I was gripped from start to end and Sam has this unique ability to connect with us, the readers, and her writing style pulls you in.
I can't wait to see what Sam produces next and I will be first in line for the next book out.
Sam you are a tiktok legend and we all love you. Don't ever stop being you and keep writing.
I'm not a great reviewer but what I can say is that this book had me laughing and giggling all the way through.
Obviously need to read triggers but the smut was smutting and the storyline was great.
I was gripped from start to end and Sam has this unique ability to connect with us, the readers, and her writing style pulls you in.
I can't wait to see what Sam produces next and I will be first in line for the next book out.
Sam you are a tiktok legend and we all love you. Don't ever stop being you and keep writing.
June 3, 2025
I mean I went into this book without really knowing what ti expect but also knowing not to take it too serious. And I am glad. Because the book is absolute chaos in best way possible. I haven’t giggled at a book so much in a good while and as someone who loves psychology, I’d love to jump in the mind of the author 🤣🤣 ngl the smut did nothing for me but I am sooo glad I read it for the experience
June 12, 2025
I saw this on IG and then spoke to an amazing author that gave me some background on the book and the laws coming in Texas. So whilst this was hilarious and everything I wanted it to be (because banging haribo is amazing), I also read it feeling sad for the lonely plastics that will no longer be used 😭
June 2, 2025
honestly don’t know what to say about this book it was just a masterpiece!!!
i definitely got diabetes from reading it and had a good couple of giggles,, but my god it was an interesting read. just hoping now we don’t have no sex toy ban! i’d be dead😂😂. but honestly loves this book so much!!
i definitely got diabetes from reading it and had a good couple of giggles,, but my god it was an interesting read. just hoping now we don’t have no sex toy ban! i’d be dead😂😂. but honestly loves this book so much!!
June 7, 2025
I’ll never look at a Gunny Bear the same
Wow that was an interesting, weirdly satisfying read. I always knew I needed sugar in my life. I never realise how much I didn’t have until now.
Wow that was an interesting, weirdly satisfying read. I always knew I needed sugar in my life. I never realise how much I didn’t have until now.
July 28, 2025
This book was HYSTERICAL!! It read like a diabetic wet dream and I'm here for it. Great for a funny, unhinged, read. I couldn't stop laughing!! The visuals were great and the nicknames had me rolling! If you want a "what did I just read" moment, this is the one for you!
July 17, 2025
so sweet I rotted a tooth
I honestly didn’t expect to love this. The premise is just too much, but it was so good!!! Daddy Gummy was everything.
I honestly didn’t expect to love this. The premise is just too much, but it was so good!!! Daddy Gummy was everything.
July 20, 2025
Sweet and Smutty
This book was so good. It was raunchy and funny. Quick read, definitely recommend.
When all sex toys are banned, what's a girl to do?!?! She conjures a Daddy Gummy to satisfy all her desires.
This book was so good. It was raunchy and funny. Quick read, definitely recommend.
When all sex toys are banned, what's a girl to do?!?! She conjures a Daddy Gummy to satisfy all her desires.
July 22, 2025
I could not stop laughing! This book is great!
July 30, 2025
Well I think that might be the most unhinged thing I've ever read but I loved the underlying political point and the absolute madness of it all!
August 2, 2025
um no comment
No idea what possessed me to read this! stupid fb group! Definitely something different…would I read it again? No no I wouldn’t but kinda funny I guess.
No idea what possessed me to read this! stupid fb group! Definitely something different…would I read it again? No no I wouldn’t but kinda funny I guess.
August 5, 2025
this book had me cackling all the way through! wonderfully written, witty and most of all hysterical! definitely a good read!
August 8, 2025
Wow
Loved this book great imagination will never look at haribo sweets the same again would recommend to read to anyone
Loved this book great imagination will never look at haribo sweets the same again would recommend to read to anyone
September 3, 2025
wtf 😂
had me giggling from the start 😂
definitely recommend 🐻
had me giggling from the start 😂
definitely recommend 🐻
September 24, 2025
mind blown 🤯
I don’t think i have ever read anything this intriguingly hilarious and smutty 🤣 such a fun read! I will never look at gummy bears the same!
I don’t think i have ever read anything this intriguingly hilarious and smutty 🤣 such a fun read! I will never look at gummy bears the same!
October 25, 2025
What the fuck did I just read?? 🤣 I cackled a lot though lol
November 10, 2025
funny funny funny
Ahh was a sugary sweet smutty funny book this was.. definitely my first time reading something like this but sure it won’t be my last.
Ahh was a sugary sweet smutty funny book this was.. definitely my first time reading something like this but sure it won’t be my last.
December 29, 2025
That was a wild good time
January 7, 2026
I need a bucket and a mop. Pretty solid read tho.
August 25, 2025
Actually not bad- I liked this one more than I expected. There were definitely some areas where it was a bit gross to envision and my mouth definitely dropped during a few spots! Lol
July 27, 2025
OmG what can I say...THIS book is an absolute riot!
I stumbled upon it via Samantha's TikTok (@ponderingpeacock) and my curiosity definitely got the better of me 🙈
Sam's a creative genius, whipping up so many sexual, sweetie-themed innuendos. It's truly delicious how she whipped up such a story!
Was it wacky? Oh, for sure! Spicy? You bet your lollies! At times I did think I can't believe I'm enjoying this 🤣 But I devoured every moment of this tale about a sensually deprived mum whose fantasies crystallised into reality, all thanks to some innocent-looking sexy gummy bears.
So chuffed I got to read all the naughty fantasies Sam can confection!
I'd recommend this book massively. It might give you toothache from all it's naughty, sweetie goodness, and you'll never look at Haribo fried eggs the same way again, but it's definitely worth a sugar rush!
⭐️4 stars worthy! It's a real treat 🍬
I stumbled upon it via Samantha's TikTok (@ponderingpeacock) and my curiosity definitely got the better of me 🙈
Sam's a creative genius, whipping up so many sexual, sweetie-themed innuendos. It's truly delicious how she whipped up such a story!
Was it wacky? Oh, for sure! Spicy? You bet your lollies! At times I did think I can't believe I'm enjoying this 🤣 But I devoured every moment of this tale about a sensually deprived mum whose fantasies crystallised into reality, all thanks to some innocent-looking sexy gummy bears.
So chuffed I got to read all the naughty fantasies Sam can confection!
I'd recommend this book massively. It might give you toothache from all it's naughty, sweetie goodness, and you'll never look at Haribo fried eggs the same way again, but it's definitely worth a sugar rush!
⭐️4 stars worthy! It's a real treat 🍬
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