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A Surrey-based author, by day I work in a marketing agency but by night (and on weekends and religious holidays) I write, having had 49 humour and trivia books published to date, most with my co-author Mike Lepine.
I’ve written for the Great & The Good including Jeremy Beadle, Julian Clary, Chris Tarrant, Ade Edmondson, Des Lynam and Roy Chubby Brown.
TV projects have included writing for Joe Pasquale, Hale & Pace, Brian Conley and even Noel Edmonds (a dark period in my life of which I am deeply ashamed.)
Projects in search of placement include two novels: a crime thriller Dead Beat and a comedy, Dick Longg Saves The World! (soon to be an eBook) and two completed full-length film scripts, Kakia Vice and School of The Living Dead.