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The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots
Filled with hundreds of common driving offenses, this gut-wrenching funny handbook features hilariously jaw-dropping terms and phrases describing some of the nastiest driving habits you or another cidiot have engaged in almost every day on the highways and byways.
Inside, you'll find "The Motor Mouth Motorist" who suffers from road rage, "The Para Lane Bluffer" who can't decide if they want to merge with oncoming traffic until the last second, "The Eye Shadow Bandit" who thinks she's skilled enough to drive at high speeds while applying makeup in the car mirror, and many more epic adventures of daily cidiot driving habits that are far too many to list here.
Whether you're the culprit or the victim of cidiot driving, The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots will have you laughing, pouring tears, and showing off your enriched cidiot vocabulary.
Inside, you'll find "The Motor Mouth Motorist" who suffers from road rage, "The Para Lane Bluffer" who can't decide if they want to merge with oncoming traffic until the last second, "The Eye Shadow Bandit" who thinks she's skilled enough to drive at high speeds while applying makeup in the car mirror, and many more epic adventures of daily cidiot driving habits that are far too many to list here.
Whether you're the culprit or the victim of cidiot driving, The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots will have you laughing, pouring tears, and showing off your enriched cidiot vocabulary.
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Published December 11, 2020
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D.C. Head
2 books4 followersAward winning author and recipient of the Titan Literary Book Award. D.C. HEAD has been writing for many years, contributing short stories and poems to local publications, but is best known for her self-published compilation of poetry entitled Flow and her newest collaboration, The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots.
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August 15, 2023
D.C. Head's "The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots" is a sidesplitting satire that takes readers on a hilarious journey through the wild world of driving offenses. With a razor-sharp wit and a keen eye for the absurd, Head has crafted a handbook that serves as both a mirror to our everyday driving foibles and a laugh-out-loud exploration of the quirks and antics that turn us into "cidiots" on the road.
This handbook is a comedic gem, filled to the brim with cleverly coined terms and phrases that perfectly capture the outrageous behaviors we encounter on the highways and byways. From the "Motor Mouth Motorist" who unleashes road rage at the drop of a hat to the "Para Lane Bluffer" who can't decide which lane to merge into until the last possible second, each entry showcases a snapshot of the often bewildering antics of fellow drivers.
The humor in "The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots" is irreverent and relatable, drawing readers into a world where even the most outrageous driving habits are laid bare and skewered with a comic touch. D.C. Head's writing style is sharp, engaging, and perfectly tailored to the book's satirical intent. The book's layout and design enhance the comedic experience, making it easy to flip through and discover new terms that will have readers laughing and nodding in recognition.
Whether you're a seasoned driver who's witnessed these cidiot behaviors firsthand or you've been guilty of a few yourself, this handbook is a riotous and cathartic read. It's a perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor, offering a lighthearted way to reflect on our shared driving adventures and misadventures.
In "The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots," D.C. Head has crafted a comedic masterpiece that skillfully parodies the world of driving with wit, charm, and an abundance of laughter-inducing terms. This book is a testament to the author's ability to capture the absurdities of everyday life and turn them into a delightful and uproarious reading experience.
This handbook is a comedic gem, filled to the brim with cleverly coined terms and phrases that perfectly capture the outrageous behaviors we encounter on the highways and byways. From the "Motor Mouth Motorist" who unleashes road rage at the drop of a hat to the "Para Lane Bluffer" who can't decide which lane to merge into until the last possible second, each entry showcases a snapshot of the often bewildering antics of fellow drivers.
The humor in "The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots" is irreverent and relatable, drawing readers into a world where even the most outrageous driving habits are laid bare and skewered with a comic touch. D.C. Head's writing style is sharp, engaging, and perfectly tailored to the book's satirical intent. The book's layout and design enhance the comedic experience, making it easy to flip through and discover new terms that will have readers laughing and nodding in recognition.
Whether you're a seasoned driver who's witnessed these cidiot behaviors firsthand or you've been guilty of a few yourself, this handbook is a riotous and cathartic read. It's a perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor, offering a lighthearted way to reflect on our shared driving adventures and misadventures.
In "The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots," D.C. Head has crafted a comedic masterpiece that skillfully parodies the world of driving with wit, charm, and an abundance of laughter-inducing terms. This book is a testament to the author's ability to capture the absurdities of everyday life and turn them into a delightful and uproarious reading experience.
January 18, 2023
•𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄
📚𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗼𝘁𝘀 by D.C.Head
•Genre- Humour | Education
📌𝗢𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄
🔺Filled with hundreds of common driving offenses, this gut-wrenching funny handbook features hilariously, jaw dropping terms describing some of the nastiest driving habits.
🔺Inside, you'll find some crazy incidents and learnings from those events. Eg- "The Motor Mouth Motorist" is the one who suffers from road rage.
🔺"The Eye Shadow Bandit" is the one who thinks she's skilled enough to drive at high speed😆while applying makeup in the car mirror and many more funny of daily cidiot driving habits.(I was laughing while writing this too)
🔺Whether you're the culprit or the victim of cidiot driving, The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots will have you laughing & showing off your enriched cidiot vocabulary.
📌𝗠𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸
🔺When I started the book, initially I figured out that this isn't a typical kinda books we read. Slowly after reading 2 chapters I got the crux😆and oh Gosh! I enjoyed later.
🔺 Illustrations at the header of the chapters make it more resonating to read. To my surprise book turned out to be educational along with humour 😲 and I was like wow, that's cool.
🔺I liked the writing style of the author. I am glad I agreed to pick this book. With exams going on around and tied up in hectic schedule, this book was a mood changer for me :)
🔺Best wishes to the author for future endeavours and the thriller mystery project she's working on!🌟
📌𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻
A humour blended with education! Surprisingly, I've never read a genre like this before and this one turned out to be gripping, light, fun and educative!🚗Some fun lessons around driving habits.
📚𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗼𝘁𝘀 by D.C.Head
•Genre- Humour | Education
📌𝗢𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄
🔺Filled with hundreds of common driving offenses, this gut-wrenching funny handbook features hilariously, jaw dropping terms describing some of the nastiest driving habits.
🔺Inside, you'll find some crazy incidents and learnings from those events. Eg- "The Motor Mouth Motorist" is the one who suffers from road rage.
🔺"The Eye Shadow Bandit" is the one who thinks she's skilled enough to drive at high speed😆while applying makeup in the car mirror and many more funny of daily cidiot driving habits.(I was laughing while writing this too)
🔺Whether you're the culprit or the victim of cidiot driving, The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots will have you laughing & showing off your enriched cidiot vocabulary.
📌𝗠𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸
🔺When I started the book, initially I figured out that this isn't a typical kinda books we read. Slowly after reading 2 chapters I got the crux😆and oh Gosh! I enjoyed later.
🔺 Illustrations at the header of the chapters make it more resonating to read. To my surprise book turned out to be educational along with humour 😲 and I was like wow, that's cool.
🔺I liked the writing style of the author. I am glad I agreed to pick this book. With exams going on around and tied up in hectic schedule, this book was a mood changer for me :)
🔺Best wishes to the author for future endeavours and the thriller mystery project she's working on!🌟
📌𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻
A humour blended with education! Surprisingly, I've never read a genre like this before and this one turned out to be gripping, light, fun and educative!🚗Some fun lessons around driving habits.
June 3, 2021
The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots
By
D.C. Head, Gershan Head and Kenneth Head
My Review:
Some books are so insightful to read that I feel grateful to authors for sharing that kinda knowledge with us. 'The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots' is one such book. In this book, we get to know more about the cidiots. This book makes readers aware about what happens on the road when you come across a cidiot driver or if you are the cidiot yourself. This book covers various topics like "Is Taligating Rude?", Lanes: The Broken White Lines, Door: Did I miss something? All these topics are so funny to read about. While reading this book, I laughed a lot as the various situations mentioned in the book are relatable. This book is hilarious to read, however one shouldn't just enjoy. They should also take the content seriously to be a more responsible driver on the road. Language of the book is lucid so more and more people could understand it easily. Readers of all ages and different parts of the world should definitely pick this book. It's a worth reading book. Length of the book is 62 pages only so one would be able to read it in two hours. I appreciate author's choice of title for this book.
My Rating: 5/5
By
D.C. Head, Gershan Head and Kenneth Head
My Review:
Some books are so insightful to read that I feel grateful to authors for sharing that kinda knowledge with us. 'The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots' is one such book. In this book, we get to know more about the cidiots. This book makes readers aware about what happens on the road when you come across a cidiot driver or if you are the cidiot yourself. This book covers various topics like "Is Taligating Rude?", Lanes: The Broken White Lines, Door: Did I miss something? All these topics are so funny to read about. While reading this book, I laughed a lot as the various situations mentioned in the book are relatable. This book is hilarious to read, however one shouldn't just enjoy. They should also take the content seriously to be a more responsible driver on the road. Language of the book is lucid so more and more people could understand it easily. Readers of all ages and different parts of the world should definitely pick this book. It's a worth reading book. Length of the book is 62 pages only so one would be able to read it in two hours. I appreciate author's choice of title for this book.
My Rating: 5/5
June 3, 2021
𝑻𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆: The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots
𝑨𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓: D.C. Head
𝑴𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒘:
Qotd: Have you ever heard of the term Cidiots?
Recently I got my hands on the book 'The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots'. This little handbook is for people from different corners of the world and is recommended for readers of legal driving age no matter they drive or not.
Before reading this book, author has recommended the readers to take the quiz first so that readers can become aware of where they fall on the cidiot chart.
Motor Mouth Motorist is an example of a road rage and is very common. Many of us have witnessed this on road. I could very well relate to 'The Fast and the Delirious'. Once I was driving home from work and suddenly a stranger started competing with me.
I am glad to get my hands on this book and know about the mistakes that people do while operating motor vehicle. Writing style of the authors is amazing. Cover photo of the book could have been more creative. It's a unique and engaging read. I have learnt many things from this book and I like to suggest this to other readers as well.
𝑴𝒚 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈: 5/5
𝑨𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓: D.C. Head
𝑴𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒘:
Qotd: Have you ever heard of the term Cidiots?
Recently I got my hands on the book 'The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots'. This little handbook is for people from different corners of the world and is recommended for readers of legal driving age no matter they drive or not.
Before reading this book, author has recommended the readers to take the quiz first so that readers can become aware of where they fall on the cidiot chart.
Motor Mouth Motorist is an example of a road rage and is very common. Many of us have witnessed this on road. I could very well relate to 'The Fast and the Delirious'. Once I was driving home from work and suddenly a stranger started competing with me.
I am glad to get my hands on this book and know about the mistakes that people do while operating motor vehicle. Writing style of the authors is amazing. Cover photo of the book could have been more creative. It's a unique and engaging read. I have learnt many things from this book and I like to suggest this to other readers as well.
𝑴𝒚 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈: 5/5
December 16, 2022
This is a short, crisp and funny book describing cidiots. Cidiots are "navigationaly deficient person" whose driving skills are not up to the mark. They tend to do strange things while driving.
Divided into concise and to-the-point 15 chapters the book illustrates various types of ciditios.
The tone of the book is funny and it is an extremely joyful read but as, author states right at the beginning, this book is also trying to convey a serious and important underlying message i.e. drive properly.
I like some of the terms author has used. The phrases like 'The Flying Phantom', 'The Sketch Artist', 'The Motion Sensor' are delight to read.
The author's creativity in coming up with so many different terms is worth appreciating. Even the titles of the chapters are chosen with great skill.
Overall, it's a wonderful read. It will bring a smile on readers' phase and it conveys an important message.
PS: Don't forget to take the quiz at the end of the book to check whether you are a cidiot or not
Divided into concise and to-the-point 15 chapters the book illustrates various types of ciditios.
The tone of the book is funny and it is an extremely joyful read but as, author states right at the beginning, this book is also trying to convey a serious and important underlying message i.e. drive properly.
I like some of the terms author has used. The phrases like 'The Flying Phantom', 'The Sketch Artist', 'The Motion Sensor' are delight to read.
The author's creativity in coming up with so many different terms is worth appreciating. Even the titles of the chapters are chosen with great skill.
Overall, it's a wonderful read. It will bring a smile on readers' phase and it conveys an important message.
PS: Don't forget to take the quiz at the end of the book to check whether you are a cidiot or not
June 2, 2021
"The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots" is a hilarious read. Before reading this book, I wasn't aware with the term Cidiot. This book opens reader's eyes to the careless practices that many people engage in while driving.
I read about Eye Shadow Bandit - a woman who puts eye shadow while riding over the broken white lines. Clueless Do-less cidiots are the ones that drive against traffic on a one way street. Each chapter helps the readers to enrich their cidiot vocabulary. Get to know all about cidiots and their driving practices by grabbing this book right away.
The Quiz given at the end of the book is amazing to take and will help the readers to know whether they are cidiot or a potential cidiot victim. Written in 62 pages, this book could be finished in single sitting. I like to strongly recommend this book to cidiot drivers and those who are the observer of cidiot driving.
I read about Eye Shadow Bandit - a woman who puts eye shadow while riding over the broken white lines. Clueless Do-less cidiots are the ones that drive against traffic on a one way street. Each chapter helps the readers to enrich their cidiot vocabulary. Get to know all about cidiots and their driving practices by grabbing this book right away.
The Quiz given at the end of the book is amazing to take and will help the readers to know whether they are cidiot or a potential cidiot victim. Written in 62 pages, this book could be finished in single sitting. I like to strongly recommend this book to cidiot drivers and those who are the observer of cidiot driving.
December 28, 2022
🌻Ahh, I consider myself a good driver and yeah I definitely give the right indications while driving, but yes there are some brave people who are way too confident about their skills and are ready to mess up on the roads risking sanity and life!! Ahh, I really enjoyed this book, it’s so raw and so different, it’s such a fun and informative read that had my attention from the very first page.
It’s so well researched and so sarcastic at the same time, it’s light, easy breezy and will make you laugh till the fullest. I didn’t know that this many types of dysfunctional drivers are into existence until I read this book. I was continuously laughing and smiling while reading it, it has a good dose of liveliness and humour to it!
For me, it was a hit and yes it’s truly an unique read that shouldn’t be miss, get ready to meet some crazy drivers while you read it. Definitely recommended.
Rating: 4.5⭐️
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