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Objectified: Kyle's Version

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Kyle's whatever you need him to be, babe.

In sentient object romance, many of the encounters are considered especially unhinged. In the Kyleverse, there's one man dedicated to the pursuit of the weird. That man is Kyle. These are his stories.

Kyle's Version tells stories you're already familiar with from Kyle's point of view, giving you a chance to really get inside his head. There are also bonus scenes that you haven't read before, so you can finally find out what else he was up to while "off the page."

This book is a companion piece to Kyleverse Books 1-10. It's recommended to read the main series prior to Kyle's Version as there's no time for character introductions (except when they pop up in surprising places, IYKYK). Enjoy this as a collection of complementary stories, rather than a singular overarching plot.

153 pages, Kindle Edition

Published April 20, 2025

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Nicole Parker

32 books100 followers
Nicole Parker is the author of creative and humorous romance stories. She is a 30-something California native who spends the great majority of her free time writing books, reading books, or organizing her ever growing TBR list. She also has a spouse, some kids, and pets, but this isn't about them. Nicole's books are funny, raunchy, silly, and most importantly full of good vibes and happy endings.

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Profile Image for Kimbot the Destroyer.
760 reviews17 followers
April 21, 2025
I was worried that this would make me see Kyle differently than I imagined him to be. Never fear, he is still perfect. He is one of two humans on my top ten book boyfriend list.
This book answered a few questions and won me a bet, with all the extra info it provided.
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405 reviews
April 20, 2025
i have been anxiously awaiting this boom since nicole announced and it holy hell it did not disappoint. the perfect installment to the kyleverse, we get his pov for every interaction (and then some!!!). this book proved that no one can, in fact, match kyle’s freak. but a loooooot of people and objects and monsters are willing to try (;
Profile Image for Taylor Dawicke.
432 reviews
April 21, 2025
I was so excited to read this one! I’ve loved the Kyleverse since book 1 so getting his POV in between scenes in the other books was such a fun read. Hilarious banter and tons of weird sentient object sex.
5 stars ⭐️
Profile Image for Amanda.
345 reviews19 followers
April 20, 2025
Kyle is simply the best!

This is the POV we never knew we needed! Kyle's POV of all our favorite sentient object romances is amazing. He is truly the best kind of friend anyone or sentient object could ask for!
403 reviews9 followers
April 11, 2025
I love Kyle so much so getting more of his POV was great! 😍 The spice was 🔥 as always and there were so many LOL moments. 🤣 highly recommend this series! ❤️
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Author 8 books226 followers
April 15, 2025
A pleasure per usual. Kyle can do no wrong. Loved getting to see his POV and in betweens. It's like being a fly on every wall you wanted too. Put me in coach. I can take it. Our lord and saviour, Kyle.
Profile Image for Jordan.
Author 2 books33 followers
April 21, 2025
God bless Kyle and his ability to take the weird and ridiculous in stride!

It was so much fun seeing all the characters again, especially Quinton since I have a ridiculously large soft spot for him and reading some of their situations from Kyle's POV. I really liked learning more about him and what (or rather who) he's up to while other characters are getting their happy ending(s).

The Kyleverse always makes me smile and is one of my favourite series to read! I know that I'll have a great time with whatever couple or pairing mash-up I read, and Kyle will always be there to help out with whatever weirdness is happening.

Everyone needs a friend like Kyle: perpetually DTF, caring and thoughtful, and a fellow hater of candy corn!
Profile Image for Michelle Lebron.
251 reviews14 followers
April 19, 2025
I will never get tired of Kyle—he’s perfect and always there to lend a hand in every possible way. I absolutely loved the bonus chapters with extra stories featuring Kyle and the other characters.

This time, we get Kyle’s POV, completely unfiltered, and let me tell you—the spice is hot, especially the unhinged kind. Kyle is always ready to jump into action—safety first, of course. Everything we ever wanted to see from Kyle is here, like stepping into his personal diary with a collection of all his wild experiences.

This book is a must-read to wrap up the Kyleverse with a bang—but I just know Nicole won’t leave us without more Kyle. He’s a fan favorite for a reason. Kyle will always be there to lend you a hand… or whatever else you need. Just ask.
Profile Image for Melinda.
687 reviews27 followers
April 20, 2025
So if you're here you've read AT LEAST books 1-10 of the Kyleverse. If you haven't turn back now, go read the scripture and return ready for the wild ride that is Kyle's POV. Ever wonder what goes through our favorite yes man's head when he gets into well...everything and everyone? I actually hadn't, but once I knew Kyle's Version was coming I couldn't wait and it lived up to everything I hoped for. If you're thinking you can skip this, you shouldn't. There's some fun adventures that aren't in the original story, plus don't you just want to spend some time in Kyle's head?
Profile Image for Kate Brasington.
344 reviews5 followers
April 10, 2025
✨✨ARC Review✨✨
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Spice in chps: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13
💕Quotes that made me giggle💕
- “I hope” SMACK “you don’t” SMACK “mind” SMACK “but I” SMACK “grabbed this” SMACK “from the” SMACK “kitchen.” SMACK.
- “Way ay-tay may-may. Koo-kee-ay.” -Furbo
- “Safe word?” “Stoplight system,”
- “The worst part is that I really liked him when we first met. What kind of guy ghosts you and then just pops up in your ass?”
- How does hose sex work?
✨✨Onto the Review✨✨
I’ve read a good portion of the books in the “Kyleverse” and I’ve always wondered about Kyle and how he ends up in some of the situations he gets into and really his overall back story. I guess quite a few people have had Kyle based questions so Nicole blessed us with an anthology of everything Kyle gets into throughout all the Kyleverse series.
This book was a good time! My favorite thing is that there is one single chapter without any type of open door spice so if you’re one of those creatures who wants to skip the spicy chapters, chapter 6 is “safe”.
I think you definitely should read all the Kyleverse books to read this book but I’m gonna be honest, I haven’t but I enjoy spoilers and was totally cool knowing what happens in some of the books I haven’t gotten to yet. If anything this book made me really excited for Wackey and now I’ve got to go buy it. Objectified, Kyle’s Version comes out on April 20th also know as Easter and 🌲💨 day and I think this is a perfect book to read while enjoying the clouds and eating the heads off chocolate rabbits.
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433 reviews22 followers
April 5, 2025
This book is like a director’s cut of the Kyleverse—a gloriously unhinged selected scenes of books 1 through 10, but this time? It’s from Kyle’s POV, and he is not holding back. (Can we talk about his stamina on this time line?) We are getting every unfiltered, over-the-top, wildly explicit moment he’s ever caused, encouraged, or accidentally made way hotter than it had any business being. You thought you knew chaos? You thought you understood this man? You were wrong.

Every chapter is a nuclear explosion of sex, mayhem, and twisted hilarity. There is so much come in this book, I’m honestly concerned for the paper it’s printed on.

Rubik’s Cube? ✅ Rake? ✅ Spatula? DUH! A hose? Of course. Faulty’s unrelenting chaos? Naturally. You’re not just reading scenes—you’re being body-slammed by them. Kyle is a feral gremlin of sexual energy who excels at the kind of weird (and I mean weirdest shit ever) that should never be hot—but somehow, it is. It shouldn’t work. But it absolutely does.

And THEN. Owen and Gale show up and just—boom. Soft. Sweet. Ridiculously cute. I was expecting it, and I adored it. Their dynamic is the emotional support blanket you need after Kyle has emotionally (and physically) wrecked your life, and when that extra snippet hits at the end? I squealed. I did. No shame.

This is Kyle finally getting his moment in the spotlight, and he drags you through every insane second of it with glitter, flavor shots, and enough ridiculous kink to short-circuit your Kindle.

This isn’t just a book—it’s a fever dream in sentient romance form. So buckle up, chug some electrolytes, and maybe call your therapist, because Kyle is here, he’s narrating, and he’s about to wreck your entire week. Gloriously. Smack your lips delicious…now excuse me, I just got a craving for cotton candy
Profile Image for Tiffany.
498 reviews
April 19, 2025
Amazing. Fantastic. An absolute delight.

I. LOVED. IT.

Kyle is always so collected and together and getting to see his side of things was delicious and hilarious. He is always so go with the flow so every one of his “What am I even saying?” moments made me cackle.

CANDY CORN AS PUNISHMENT WAS AN UNIRONIC TREAT. and then him later adding it to his hard limit list??? Dead lololol

20 stars
Profile Image for Aria Maze.
Author 2 books24 followers
April 18, 2025
Nicole fed us. Say thank you.

I have been dying for Kyle’s POV and it didn’t disappoint. Getting a peek into his mind while he gets involved in all kinds of shenanigans was such a treat.

It was also sweet to see how genuine care fo his friends.

He thinks with his dick but with his heart too.


And that’s beautiful.
Profile Image for Alex S.
255 reviews5 followers
April 16, 2025
Kyle gets it done!!! He really is a big ol slut! I liked seeing the background behind the scenes on his character. I would love a map of the town and just showing who everyone’s with and where they are. I love the business names, she really creates a whole picture with this world!
Profile Image for Alisha Cottingham.
156 reviews4 followers
April 10, 2025
Just when I thought the Kyleverse couldn't get better, we get Kyle's POV.


I already love this man, but he is truly perfection. He loves so hard, embraces everyone in every form, and truly cares for his people. Seeing him interact again with all these characters was what I needed.
Profile Image for Robyn G.
Author 1 book47 followers
April 6, 2025
I didn't know how much I needed Kyle's POV until I saw this book was in the works!
I've loved Kyle since the very first book and it's grown with each and every book and now we finally have a book from his POV is 1000% better!
I loved seeing the various couples through his eyes and the unseen parts where we wondered what he did when he wasn't helping.
If you've read the other books you definitely need to read Kyle's POV!
Profile Image for Betsy.
90 reviews7 followers
April 4, 2025
I have a few expectations when I read a book in the Kyleverse: one, that people will be having sex with something strange, and two, that Kyle will show up at some point.
This book exceeds expectations because ot is all Kyle all the time proving that he really is the secret sauce holding everything together.
Getting a Kyles eye view of all my favorite tales of sentient debauchery is everything I hoped it would be and more. A tour de force of epic proportions as only Nicole Parker can deliver. Kyle is such a good boy. 😘
Profile Image for Ryley Hollenzer.
13 reviews
April 3, 2025
Finally a Kyleverse book from Kyle’s POV!
And it was everything I ever wanted and needed from this series.
Hot, spicy and fun, this book was so enjoyable. Knowing what is going on in Kyle’s head through all these fun stories just adds a whole new level to this town of characters.
Make sure you read the original stories before this one, because we dive right into the shenanigans!
Profile Image for Kelli.
403 reviews15 followers
April 29, 2025
I received this book as an ARC.

I honestly really liked it. Very upset that Kyle is really just a very broad-minded, big-hearted, roll with the punches human, but also it works for him.

Each of his relationships has an aspect of mutual respect and actual love on all sides and I wasn't expecting that. In the Kyle-verse series, it almost seemed like he showed up, embraced the weird, got used, and left.
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231 reviews15 followers
April 23, 2025
This amazing omnibus is filled with the first 10 books in the Kylerverse series from our favorite blonde hotty's point of view! Kyle gives us his much desired POV as he navigates his friends and acquaintances love lives.

Kyle is always their to help no matter what you need. Whether you need help throwing a party, getting a new car, or even achieving the perfect "O" with your sentient lover 😏

I absolutely loved reading this and getting the thoughts behind our sweet and spicy blonde! Kyle is truly the MVP with how much he cares for everyone in his life and those that aren't even a part of it yet.

Keep in mind this is only the parts of the series that Kyle is in for his POV. So you must have read the original books before reading this if you want any context into what's happening! 😂

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Profile Image for ThatsSomeGoodSmut.
233 reviews2 followers
April 9, 2025
An Unexpectedly Heartfelt (and Hilarious) Ride Through Kyle's Brain
An ARC Review of Objectified: Kyle's Version

Reading Kyle's Version right after revisiting each Kyleverse book was such a fun experience. It was like discovering a hidden layer to stories I already loved. Seeing everything unfold from Kyle’s point of view brought a whole new dimension—not just more context, but more chaos, more heart, and more hilarity.

Kyle has always been the mysterious glue holding this bizarre town together, but getting to step inside his head really emphasized just how central (and lovable) he is. Whether he’s helping people navigate their sentient romances or accidentally roping himself into increasingly absurd scenarios, Kyle somehow makes it all work—and look easy while doing it.

There’s something genuinely touching about how he connects with everyone, whether they’re falling in love with a rake or an envelope. You start to realize: this man isn’t just comic relief or the town’s #1 instigator—he’s kind of the soul of the whole universe.

This book is a wild ride, no doubt—packed with steamy chaos, hilarious commentary, and plenty of "wait, WHAT?!" moments—but at its core, it's also a love letter to Kyle. And honestly? He deserves it.

Highly recommend for any Kyleverse fan. Read the main series first, then treat yourself to this beautifully unhinged companion. Kyle really does bring half the town together…and now we finally get to see how.

Thank you so much to Nicole for sending me this as an ARC.
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398 reviews13 followers
March 30, 2025
If you love the Kyleverse, you need this book!
Be like Kyle - don't ask questions, just do it - because this is a book you dont want to miss out on!
It has all the favourites, but from Kyle's POV, which adds so much more depth to the stories we already love!
Kyle is the hørniɛst of green flags, and we get to see so many sides of him throughout the series. I didn't think I could love him more, but I do.
Not only do we get an insight into Kyle's mind, but we also get behind the scenes action, AND we finally find out what happens in the garage with Connor - BTW, it's HOTTTTTT!!!!!!
It's an absolute must-read, which ties the series together nicely and also gives us a little teaser at what's to come - I can't wait for more!
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146 reviews9 followers
April 18, 2025
Small Business BookTok ARC Reviews (BookTome Edition): “Objectified: Kyle's Version” by Nicole Parker

Note: This ARC was given to me for free by the author and I am reviewing this book voluntarily.

Every Sentient Romance novel has your everyday main character and the Sentient Shifter love interest—but did you know about the Sentient Romance Wingman?
From the author of “My Date with an Ampersand” and the co-author who brought you “Fully Charged”, join Kyle as readers revisit books 1–10 of Nicole Parker’s Kyleverse series through the perspective of the fan-favorite titular character! This hilarious novella delivers all the laughs, hijinks, and spice, offering a unique spin on Sentient Romance lore. This book was my personal introduction to Kyle, and it was a wonderful introduction for me as the reader—featuring a whimsical, comedic character reminiscent of Barney from the 2000s sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”! Ready to dive into the Kyleverse? Then don’t miss out on this book when it hits online shelves on April 20, 2025!

Rating: 5/5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Spice Meter: 5/5🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶

Tropes to Expect: Sentient Romance, Sentient Romance Wingman, Sentient Shifter Love Interests, One-Night Stand Hijinx, and Sentient Romance Friendship Group.

Trigger Warnings: (Full Description in the Book).
Profile Image for Allisha (Lady_Perfictionist).
198 reviews19 followers
April 22, 2025
Kyle!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Kyle.
Kyle be f*cking, *Kyle be f*cking* (you know to that fairy be f*cking tune)

My Kyle was at it again and I just loved it!!!!!! Hearing his internal thoughts was everything I ever wanted. Also FINALLY getting that scene with Connor!!! YES PLEASE!!

Nicole can never steer me wrong and I love her for it!
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76 reviews3 followers
May 24, 2025
Kyle. That’s it. Thats the review. That’s all you need to know.

This book is all Kyle! We go through all of the Kylverse’s books super duper fun scenes getting Kyle’s POV. How have we survived without this untill now? Not sure but it’s here and I can never go back. I need more honestly. I thoroughly enjoyed his POV, it’s the cherry on top for each book.
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69 reviews1 follower
June 8, 2025
I mean. It’s Kyle. Of course I’m gonna give it 4 stars.
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1,115 reviews69 followers
June 24, 2025
If you've read the Kyleverse books 1-10 then you must read this one too. This story is from Kyle's perspective specifically.
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