How to Adopt a Human: A Cat's Guide

by Bexy McFly

Have you ever wondered what your pet thinks of you? How to Adopt a Human is an illustrated and laugh-out-loud guide to having a cat, but told from the cat's perspective.

From the perks and quirks of finding your human, including what to look for when shopping for the perfect one, to what time to wake your human up (and how often) and what to do if you see your human naked, this delightful guide by author and illustrator Bexy McFly will appeal to all cat lovers and maybe even turn some dog lovers too.

112 pages, Hardcover

Published November 25, 2025

Reviews

[J]

It was okay for a cat guide book - lots of illustrations, graphics and directions that show Percy-whatever is a true cat even if so wordy.

Definitely took away from my sleeping time to judge its worth, though, which isn't very catty. Must improve your message for us queens.

Good for worry cats who don't mind some crudeness and are fine with losing true beauty naps. Going to find a patch of sun to wallow in, scream at my human and hope my pet picks a better bedtime story where my judgment isn't so taxed.

🐾

[Stipe]

What am I doing, reading cat books? This is painfully cringe even for the old "xD rawr random" humour standards.

It is not very funny and gets old really fast. It is also way too long. Not educational at all. Just a joke book about cats and their owners.

[Kaylee Bond]

Got this as a coffee table book, but ended up laughing and enjoying the whole thing.