Call me Sadie. It's not my real name. I'm a dog. We have smell-names people don't know about.
But enough about me. I'm here to talk about a book. A so-called "SF thriller" called Mind Engine. I'm here to tell you that very word of this book is true. I have returned from the future to warn you all. Please, I implore you! You must help spread the word before it's too late.