For years the language of the Christians has been a source of confusion to people newly converted or outside the church. Language has been a barrier only breached by years of church attendance or Biblical study. Phrases like "washed in the Blood", "born again", "speaking in Tongues", etc., can now be grasped in a moment. The author takes us through the sophisticated theology, while keeping our feet on the ground with Faith-based Bible folk. Honest discussions point out the confusion, hypocrisy and strange mix of culture and Christianity. Christianese will take you "sold out", "rapture ready" or "backslidden" into the end of days.