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How To Bare Minimum Everything: Secrets of a Reluctant Genius
The self-help book for people who don’t want help. A snarky masterclass in sarcasm for anyone who’s ever found the world around them just little too people-ish.
Finally, a definitive guide for anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at humanity and muttered, “Why me?”
Packed with sharp wit, absurd anecdotes, and enough sarcasm to power a small city, this book isn’t here to fix your life—it’s here to validate your gripes. From battling self-checkout machines to surviving the circus of social norms, you’ll find yourself nodding, chuckling, rolling your eyes, and possibly questioning your own existence.
Whether you’re dodging small talk, ignoring ambition, enduring co-workers, or failing spectacularly at self-improvement, this reluctant genius delivers advice perfect for curmudgeons, cynics, and anyone with a pulse. It’s the laugh you didn’t know you needed, served with a smirk and a side of existential dread.
Finally, a definitive guide for anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at humanity and muttered, “Why me?”
Packed with sharp wit, absurd anecdotes, and enough sarcasm to power a small city, this book isn’t here to fix your life—it’s here to validate your gripes. From battling self-checkout machines to surviving the circus of social norms, you’ll find yourself nodding, chuckling, rolling your eyes, and possibly questioning your own existence.
Whether you’re dodging small talk, ignoring ambition, enduring co-workers, or failing spectacularly at self-improvement, this reluctant genius delivers advice perfect for curmudgeons, cynics, and anyone with a pulse. It’s the laugh you didn’t know you needed, served with a smirk and a side of existential dread.
106 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 15, 2025
About the author
Michael P. Clutton
33 books101 followersMichael P. Clutton isn’t your typical storyteller. Since he was young, he loved drawing cartoons and writing stories. This early passion for fiction laid the foundation for his unique voice—rich, imaginative, and brimming with wit.
Michael's sarcastic and unique perspective on life adds intrigue to his daily routine and captivates those around him. Known for his quick wit and self-deprecating humor, he can generate a giggle or a guffaw at the drop of a hat. His creative toolbox is well-stocked with both artwork and the written word, making him a versatile and dynamic creator.
Michael and his wife live in peaceful Southwest Florida, where they find inspiration in the beautiful surroundings. Whether he’s playing poker, fishing, or crafting unique digital art, his creativity knows no bounds. Even as he ages, his commitment to expressing creativity through writing and artwork remains strong.
Michael's two adult children have inherited his creativity and are carrying on his cherished artistic legacy. His work invites readers into a world of creative imagination, where each story and piece of art is a testament to his lifelong passion for the craft.
Discover the captivating world of Michael P. Clutton, an author who combines humor, heart, and a deep passion for creativity in his stories and art.
www.michaelpclutton.com and
Michael's sarcastic and unique perspective on life adds intrigue to his daily routine and captivates those around him. Known for his quick wit and self-deprecating humor, he can generate a giggle or a guffaw at the drop of a hat. His creative toolbox is well-stocked with both artwork and the written word, making him a versatile and dynamic creator.
Michael and his wife live in peaceful Southwest Florida, where they find inspiration in the beautiful surroundings. Whether he’s playing poker, fishing, or crafting unique digital art, his creativity knows no bounds. Even as he ages, his commitment to expressing creativity through writing and artwork remains strong.
Michael's two adult children have inherited his creativity and are carrying on his cherished artistic legacy. His work invites readers into a world of creative imagination, where each story and piece of art is a testament to his lifelong passion for the craft.
Discover the captivating world of Michael P. Clutton, an author who combines humor, heart, and a deep passion for creativity in his stories and art.
www.michaelpclutton.com and
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