Why do I do this to myself? I don’t know, I can’t help it. I see one of these weird and completely bizarre romance books and I must read it immediately. Who knew tornados would like to be called sir and tie you up with their wind limbs? Not me. Also, using the aloe from an aloe plant he had just casually picked up and was swirling around in the tornado as lube was very resourceful but also why does wind need lube? There were a couple of quotes that stood out to me that I’d like to share with the class:
“If I wasn’t in a panic and running for my life, I would really be laughing at how the tornado still looks like a gigantic, veiny penis! A large, thick dick dragging across the road right at me”
“Spread your legs for me, tiny human. I want to blow my wind up your cunt” - this was one of those moments I sat and just stared at the wall for a moment and considered all the life choices that led me to this point, alone on a Tuesday night reading tornado smut
“It’s been so long since anything- animal, vegetable of mineral- has touched me” - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? WHY ARE HUMANS NOT ON THE LIST? WHAT?
So this was a thing I read and will probably haunt my dreams forever. I’ll never be able to look at a tornado the same way
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be pleasured by a tornado? That's essentially what this short story is. For me there is maybe a bit too much cheesy humor, dicknado and veins, than erotica. It made me think of sharknado. Yes, I know this is a sentient object. 🤷♀️ Still, this is a short story meant solely for entertainment. "You will beg me for more. You will want it harder – rougher. You will dream of nothing but me every time you sense a storm building on the horizon. I will destroy you for all others." As soon as it starts it's over for poor Dorothea. Dorothea gets picked up and let down.
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I'm not gonna lie, going into this book I was skeptical. But by the end, I was obsessed. It's funny, hot as hell, and actually a little bit romantic. I am definitely a new forever fan of Adelyne and Rebecca.
So, to get into the nitty, gritty... Dorothea (lol yes) is a wannabe storm chaser. Only now, she's the one being chased by the storm. That's all you get. That's all I'm going to say about the plot. Much more, and I'll give the whole short story away.
What I *can* say is this, no matter what you think, if you like smut, whether it be sweet smut or monster smut or supernatual smut, or whatever, give this story a shot. You absolutely will NOT be disappointed!.
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Giving a new perspective to way someone might want to become a storm chaser ;)
I was hooked from the bedroom eyes of the tornado on the cover, the dicknado jokes, all the way to the climax at the end! A tornado with a sense of humor and a need to fuck, what more could you want out of this naughty short story!?
Just another day in storm season for our Midwestern main character. She finds herself with a much bigger deal to handle when her tornado she had been hoping for turns out to be sentient!!
If you like short, sweet,to the point sentient romance books, you're in luck!! This book has all that!
When storm-loving Midwesterner Dorothea sits down to watch a tornado roll in, she expects the usual thrill of thunder and lightning, not to be swept into the heart of the storm itself. What begins as a lighthearted fascination with the oddly shaped tornado turns into a surreal and intimate encounter with a sentient force of nature. Suspended in the storm’s swirling chaos, Dorothea is confronted with a mix of fear, desire, and awe as the tornado reveals its otherworldly intentions. Hot and steamy sentient weather erotica, push the limits in a whirlwind tale.
"Taken by the Twister" is the story of a rather unusual sexual encounter. Adelyne Graves and Rebecca Massey craft an intriguing tale with only one (or is it two) characters. This story makes you say, "What the hell?" Just take a deep breath and read on. Twisted and original, it is a short, quick read.
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Again, love this author and this short was a great filler between longer reads. It features Dorothea, who has an unusual experience with a twister. ;D You'll have to read to learn more, and given it's a shorty, it is an easy read for anyone. :D I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Okay so I have been seeing these books based on sexual encounters with inanimate or impossible objects and thought I would give one a go. When I saw this one pop up after watching Twisters I grabbed it up.
So I love Rebecca's writing and while I enjoyed this book it was just a little too weird for my liking. It was well written. If you are looking for plot look elsewhere. If you are looking for weird look no further.
This was a fun and twisted (ha!) sentient object romance and I got such a kick out of the twister's attitude. Dorothea loves storms but this one takes an unusual, um, path, with her and I giggled away at her shock...and surprised pleasure ;P Expect an entertaining and steamy, read when you dive into this one. Good fun!
I enjoyed this fun and spicy fantasy story, great elements with interesting characters.. If you like unique writing, a well-developed plot, and complicated characters that step outside the typical romance trope lines, then this book is for you. This was a fast read that was really enjoyable.
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I gotta say I was pleasantly surprised. Not only was the writing decent with no significant typos or misspelling. The story was actually good. Details and descriptors were on point. The banter and comedy were cute. I had to know how it ends. I’d even love to see a full length book where they get their HEA.
Twisted! Dorothea has always loved storms, but she did not expect this! This short story is a bonkers as you would expect from the title and then some! I quite enjoyed its “out there”-ness and it’s unexpected ending. A quick fun read.
More of a 3.5 rating. Honestly not sure how I feel about this book. Lol. It was a quick read. Definitely interesting and wanted to read more to see what was going to happen. It also had a few funny moments to it, especially the Wizard of Oz reference.
Taken by the Twister is a sentient object romance short story. Dorothea gets taken by a twister and it gives her an experience she will not forget. The ending was entertaining. I received a copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
This is the first story that I've read like this. Uhmm I found it really interesting. Tons of spice so if you're looking for that you're in the right spot.
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Hold up, give me a second I’m still giggling 🤭 This brings a whole new meaning to being “blown away” in the bedroom 🤣 One of my book clubs does a non-serious, super wild novella read every month and Rebecca’s books are always my suggestion. This one was almost as fun as Candied 🤣🤣
Omg, haha I love this book. Instead of a sharknado, we have a dicknado. Read with not too many expectations, it can't really be taken seriously, right? I certainly enjoyed this book.
Exactly as I expected 😂 Spicy, hilarious and just plain weird. The type of weird where you just go with it. The type of weird where you think, "Hmm, wish I had a sentient dicknado sexual experience..." I love these quick, quirky, over the top sex romps with a good ol' chunk of humour. It's like a little palate cleanser between books.
Oh and the last scathing paragraph in the Acknowledgements. OMFG, that had me grinning 🤣
This book was short, sweet, and to the point! It was quick, spicy, and totally nutty! I loved it! The wind messing up my hair has never seemed like so much fun ;) I'll definitely be back for more mischief!.