Over fifteen million books already sold in the entire universe*
The self-help book to end all 'self-help' books. Literally**
If you were to combine every 'self-help' book ever written, by every so-called 'self-help guru' into one easy-to-read book, this would still pale into insignificance next to my modest tome, such is the magnificence of my message.
From Hobo's to General Surgeons, Rat-Catchers to CEO's, Hipsters to Pirates........They're all in, to coin a phrase, 'this great-big-melting-wok'. ***
My name is Professor Tom Milkowitz.
Welcome to my the world of Brilliantness!!
Hop on. Hold on tight, and enjoy the ride of your life.
*including Earth **as its in 'written' form *** Danny Wong, aka Kenny Chong, aka Benny Wang, aka Hatchet Steve