You ever wanted to dad? Like really really dad? Greg Almaty has dadded the heck out two kids while husbanding a woman. Fellas, if you've been seeking a blueprint for having The Talk with your kids. If you want to railroad your wife's baby shower. If you ever dreamed of knowing someone who (probably) spontaneously combusted from eating bad soup, you've come to the right place!
Greg will take you from conception to birth to the fifth grade, giving you the skills to deal with anything life throws at you. He even gives you a plan to rid yourself of those pesky sleep paralysis demons. Don't ask him about teenagers though. He doesn't have any yet, so quit asking!
Your children will likely thank you, once they start speaking to you again. Your wife will want to wrap her arms around you--after the trial separation. Join Greg in the adventure of a lifetime as he gives bad advice for life's most precious moments!
Hello! I'm Gregory Almaty. I love to craft stories of all kinds. I enjoy writing humor, sci-fi, fantasy, and horror.
The two elements that are in every book I write are humor and horror. I think the darkness cannot exist without the light, which is why funny moments in dark tales and dark moments in light-hearted fare really give me cozy vibes.