Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt Volume 2: Eight Tales Of Hot Food And Beverage Love

by Chuck Tingle

There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has that been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle’s sizzling erotic collection Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt Volume 2. Collected within are the most mouthwatering tales of gay food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including eight short stories, as well as Chuck’s famous recipes for spaghetti and chocolate milk.

Featuring…

SENTIENT DEEP DISH PIZZA POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT IN FIFTEEN MINUTES OR IT’S FREE

CHEF WOOLLY MAMMOTH EATS MY BUTT

THE BANANA IN MY BUTT IS A HANDSOME LIFEGUARD

POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE FEELING THAT I ORDERED THE WRONG THING BECAUSE I WASN’T QUITE READY WHEN THE WAITER CAME OVER BUT MY FRIENDS WERE

SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY SENTIENT PLANT BASED VEGETARIAN CHEESEBURGER

A RECIPE FOR POUNDING MY BUTT

POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AWKWARD POLITICAL DINNER DISCUSSION OVER THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY

THIS SENTIENT HOT SAUCE DESTROYS MY ASS IN A GOOD WAY

98 pages, Paperback

Published June 26, 2024

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Jack]

These were fun at the end of the day, but still the usual paint by numbers sex scenes with wayyyy too many technical errors that would have been caught with another set of eyes.