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Suck Me Harder: A Smutty Vampire Romance
A single mom throws all caution to the wind with her love life, having given up, determined to truly do it all on her own. That is until a dreamy man pops up on a dating app. Beautiful Blue Eyes, a smile that could unalive someone on the spot, an adorable canine companion and…one hell of a sexy secret that fulfills her every fantasy, including her obsession with the supernatural.
- GenresDark RomanceVampires
113 pages, Paperback
Published June 15, 2024
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June 16, 2024
Quickly and super spicy. If you need a little kick of heat in your life while also getting an intense romance this is your novella
October 2, 2024
a quick, SPICY vampire x single mom novella to help set the mood for spooky season !!!
July 15, 2024
This was a cute and smutty vampire story. If you want to read a quick vampire romance of a single mom this is your book. I love that she found someone who genuinely loved her for her. Also, that she was confident enough to stand up to those who did her wrong. 🤭 overall a really cute story!!
January 27, 2026
Short, simple and smutty novella! Not bad. I liked it!
July 2, 2024
THIS BOOK WAS SO CUTE.
Vampire smut?? Absolutely yes.
The perfect little novella in my opinion. It was a very short read, maybe an hour or so total. It was SPICY IN THE BESG WAY POSSIBLE.
It had a good backstory, good smutty scenes and characters, and the perfect little ending.
This is exactly what you need for a quick little spicy read.
Vampire smut?? Absolutely yes.
The perfect little novella in my opinion. It was a very short read, maybe an hour or so total. It was SPICY IN THE BESG WAY POSSIBLE.
It had a good backstory, good smutty scenes and characters, and the perfect little ending.
This is exactly what you need for a quick little spicy read.
July 18, 2024
Special appreciation for the author names 😂
Fun little read. with a lot of detail and foundation that felt both a bit rushed and stuffed and probably wouldn’t have been necessary at all and writing that could’ve profited from some more editing. But the plot is fun, the smut is smutting and really, it’s a quick read.
Fun little read. with a lot of detail and foundation that felt both a bit rushed and stuffed and probably wouldn’t have been necessary at all and writing that could’ve profited from some more editing. But the plot is fun, the smut is smutting and really, it’s a quick read.
June 20, 2024
This was a short novella. I enjoyed it so much. It’s only 51 pages and a good read.
June 11, 2024
Am I blushing? I might be blushing because OMG. Is Smut-com a genre? It’s funny, quirky, and the naughty scenes are spicyyyyyyyy.
May 17, 2024
This book is AWESOME! I was hoping to find a book with vampires, some spiciness, and also made me laugh my butt off and Suck Me Harder excels at every one of those. It’s been such a fun read and I already can’t help but want more!
September 13, 2024
IDK pretty *spicy* if I do say so myself
June 25, 2024
I was given and ARC and my honest review is as follows. *SPOILERS*
This short and spicy little story had a lot of things going for it. The FMC was very likeable but also, I love that it was different. Her being a single mom and it not being hyper focused on her 'perfect' body was really refreshing. She's had a bit of a tough past and isn't going to just blindly fall into anything. I appreciated the dose of reality and the modernism associated with the dating apps and being a single mom.
I did struggle with a few things though. The first few chapters felt kind of like a stream of thought and that was a bit hard to follow. I also had a hard time with grammatical facets. I'm totally happy to give some grace her but it added up enough to push me out of the story a bit. My last struggle was how quick things were. I loved the short story aspect but it did feel like we plowed through a lot of life and back story that would of helped. Also, the ending was like a giant hit of tell the whole future in one page, which was kind of a let down for me. I think there could be some strengthening but a nice quick read overall.
This short and spicy little story had a lot of things going for it. The FMC was very likeable but also, I love that it was different. Her being a single mom and it not being hyper focused on her 'perfect' body was really refreshing. She's had a bit of a tough past and isn't going to just blindly fall into anything. I appreciated the dose of reality and the modernism associated with the dating apps and being a single mom.
I did struggle with a few things though. The first few chapters felt kind of like a stream of thought and that was a bit hard to follow. I also had a hard time with grammatical facets. I'm totally happy to give some grace her but it added up enough to push me out of the story a bit. My last struggle was how quick things were. I loved the short story aspect but it did feel like we plowed through a lot of life and back story that would of helped. Also, the ending was like a giant hit of tell the whole future in one page, which was kind of a let down for me. I think there could be some strengthening but a nice quick read overall.
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February 17, 2025
Luna just wanted a distraction. A single mom with a rough past, she swore off relationships—until she swiped right on Jacob. Dominant, mysterious, and dangerously addictive, he pulls her into a whirlwind of passion she can’t escape. What starts as a steamy fling turns into something more, something she can’t control… something supernatural. Then the cravings start. The bite marks won’t fade. Her body burns for him in ways she can’t explain. And when Jacob finally tells her the truth, it changes everything—he’s a vampire. And for reasons neither of them fully understand, he craves her body more than blood. But just as she starts to accept this new world, a nightmare from her past resurfaces and he’s hiding a monstrous secret of his own. Now, caught between a possessive vampire and a deadly enemy, Luna has one choice: fight for her life, or surrender to the darkness. A dark, steamy, and dangerously addictive vampire erotica packed with passion, power, and second chances.
July 2, 2024
Alright. stop reading if you don’t want spoilers. This is a super quick and easy read. It’s a great palate cleanser if you’re someone like me who tends to read a lot of fantasy. However, I will say that this book left some to be desired. The actual spicy scenes were pretty good - I liked the scene in the gym a lot. However, the dirty talking, and the sarcastic banter just didn’t do it for me.
I know this book is super short, but I would’ve liked to have seen something a little bit longer that went more into the background story. There was no buildup, no push and pull. Even when it’s not a slow burn I at least want a little bit of that feeling like oh my gosh I can’t wait until they finally do it.
It’s worth the read if you want to quickly increase your book count or you want something quick and spicy, but this book alone wouldn’t make me seek out others by the same author.
I know this book is super short, but I would’ve liked to have seen something a little bit longer that went more into the background story. There was no buildup, no push and pull. Even when it’s not a slow burn I at least want a little bit of that feeling like oh my gosh I can’t wait until they finally do it.
It’s worth the read if you want to quickly increase your book count or you want something quick and spicy, but this book alone wouldn’t make me seek out others by the same author.
May 18, 2025
So I want to start out by stating that I am not normally a smut reader. So this is not my genre and probably why I couldn't rate it higher than 3 stars, but I encourage others to read this! I got to meet the author yesterday and she was really cool as well as the cover art for this book drew me in. I always said if I was going to read smut, it would need to involve monsters. lol
This was a fun read with a meaningful backstory. It's a short vampire smut novella with heart. There are quite a few typos, but it's to be expected from a self published indie author and wasn't too distracting. I've definitely read books with far worse editing. I'd say give it a shot if smut is your thing! Also the story ended up in an unexpected place towards the end with a definite twist I didn't see coming.
This was a fun read with a meaningful backstory. It's a short vampire smut novella with heart. There are quite a few typos, but it's to be expected from a self published indie author and wasn't too distracting. I've definitely read books with far worse editing. I'd say give it a shot if smut is your thing! Also the story ended up in an unexpected place towards the end with a definite twist I didn't see coming.
June 12, 2024
Sucky me Harder written by S.P. Icey V.M. Pire what more can you want?
This book is awesome. It's short and spicy but there is still a plot that you actual get invested in.
From the cover to the authors and then the story I was absolutely hooked. The spice in well written and HOT.
Just looking for some casual rebound on a dating app she find herself staring at the most gorgeous blue eyes and even though he is out of her league she swipes yes and finds they matched.
Can this be the perfect rebound or maybe something more?
This book is awesome. It's short and spicy but there is still a plot that you actual get invested in.
From the cover to the authors and then the story I was absolutely hooked. The spice in well written and HOT.
Just looking for some casual rebound on a dating app she find herself staring at the most gorgeous blue eyes and even though he is out of her league she swipes yes and finds they matched.
Can this be the perfect rebound or maybe something more?
July 1, 2024
Spice-A-Licious
S. P. Icey’s most recent novella was very spicy indeed. This is the first time I’ve ever read anything by this author but I hope it won’t be my last. I really enjoyed reading this short story and even though it has a lot of spice, it also has a good plot. I hope to be able to read more from this author because the book certainly left me wanting more. Highly recommended and definitely a MUST read!
S. P. Icey’s most recent novella was very spicy indeed. This is the first time I’ve ever read anything by this author but I hope it won’t be my last. I really enjoyed reading this short story and even though it has a lot of spice, it also has a good plot. I hope to be able to read more from this author because the book certainly left me wanting more. Highly recommended and definitely a MUST read!
November 30, 2024
Very spicy and smutty! If you’re picking up this book, then that is probably what you’re looking for and that is what you will get! A little extra editing would have benefited the book greatly but a very good and quick story to get in in one setting. I did feel like the dirty talk came out of nowhere and didn’t flow as well because of that. But it also goes 0 to 100 for the smut so perhaps you can look at the dirty talk doing the same!
July 10, 2024
Loved the book, it was a quick read.
Love that I was spicy, vampires & it made me giggle a few times. The references to a few movies that was funny. Definitely loved how it ended. Who needs a vampire daddy ? , because Jacob is just that.
Definitely give it a read, wish there was a little more but it’s was a cute novella
Love that I was spicy, vampires & it made me giggle a few times. The references to a few movies that was funny. Definitely loved how it ended. Who needs a vampire daddy ? , because Jacob is just that.
Definitely give it a read, wish there was a little more but it’s was a cute novella
April 4, 2025
loved it !!! so funny !!! so smutty !!! the single mom and the vampire.. a dating app... not in her league... swiping right... and getting matched... well, we are all going to be swiping right now....!!! so good !!!.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
September 15, 2024
Rate 8
This book would be amazing if it was more then a Novella, there are so many things that could have been expanded but if you want a quick and dirty short book this doesnf do to bad for that situation
This book would be amazing if it was more then a Novella, there are so many things that could have been expanded but if you want a quick and dirty short book this doesnf do to bad for that situation
April 6, 2025
This was a rather short and super spicy story. It was fun and had a few funny moments too. I enjoyed reading it.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
June 30, 2024
Spicy read, fun and quirky dialogue!
July 31, 2024
This short was so flipping hot I’m jonesing for more!
August 1, 2024
I read this while stuck at the hospital. It was a nice way to get my mind off things and a fun way to pass the time.
August 24, 2024
Ugh
I was ok. The author tried to cram way to much in so little. The idea was ok but way to fast and way to much information.
I was ok. The author tried to cram way to much in so little. The idea was ok but way to fast and way to much information.
September 11, 2024
Super cute little smutty vampire story. But the GYM SCENE 🥵🥵🥵🥵
I need more smut from this author immediately.
I need more smut from this author immediately.
September 14, 2024
Sexy book throughout it all! Absolutely loved it. Short read!
September 30, 2024
A spicy little vampire novella to kick of the spooky season...SIGN ME UP!
Luna and Jacob are so freaking hilarious and perfect together. The push and pull between the dominance in them. Luna is such a strong FMC/Single mom who survived some tough shit. Jacob is the domineering hero that she didn't know she needed...plus he is a freaking hot as vampire!
Luna and Jacob are so freaking hilarious and perfect together. The push and pull between the dominance in them. Luna is such a strong FMC/Single mom who survived some tough shit. Jacob is the domineering hero that she didn't know she needed...plus he is a freaking hot as vampire!
October 8, 2024
Just wasn't for me
December 19, 2024
Super quick read and pretty 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️! I love S.P. Icey’s writing style
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