How to Make A Hat Entirely Out of Dried Cucumber: by Xandiloquence Bizarre the Ab3rd

by Xandiloquence Bizarre Ab3rd, John E deBruin

53 pages, Paperback

Published May 27, 2024

Reviews

[Oz · Rating 2 out of 5]

Appreciate the grift, wish we knew how to make a hat entirely out of dried cucumber after reading. Book two?

[Caroline Breezy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Most fun I had reading a book in a long time. Can’t wait to read pt 2

[Tymianek]

Kukumba

[Alex Carpenter · Rating 5 out of 5]

Exhilarating read. Patiently waiting for the sequel.

[paige · Rating 5 out of 5]

My sister bought me this for Christmas and I have to say it was the most moving, emotional read of this year. I cried so hard I vomited

[Brittany Miskell · Rating 2 out of 5]

Title is very misleading. Now I'm left suffering because I don't hour how to make a hat entirely out of dry cucumber.

[Michael Finton · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was immaculate, truly extraordinary and informative. I was fed some sort of pickle juice cocktail in the middle of it and that was really bad. But it didn’t detract me from learning about dried cucumber hat. I can feel the suffering dissipating. It feels really good. Mmm. Okay thank you

[Joachim Stranger · Rating 5 out of 5]

Kukumba

[Nolan Reffett · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was a goodread(s) hahahahaha I'm so funny and hilarious, but on a serious note, I can't stop reading this book apparently. In class I am caught reading this book but I have no memory of even pulling it out. Furthermore, I say "You're gonna love our dried cucumber" aloud every time I begin to read this book. I have no memory of these things occurring but every single person has corroborated this story. Recently, my mom got 8 free dried cucumbers and I did a little dance. Why is this happening to me?

[Lulu]

Vsauce

[Ben McKinney · Rating 5 out of 5]

I am unbelievably thankful for this book. I am excited to continue this series in my journey to never suffer again.

[Calvin Snyder · Rating 3 out of 5]

Instructions unclear: Reached enlightenment

[Linus College · Rating 1 out of 5]

I am very disappointed that this book did not in fact, teach me how to make a hat entirely out of dried cucumber.

[Shandalynn Blagg · Rating 5 out of 5]

Incredible. I am no longer suffering thanks to this book.

[Kayla Finton · Rating 5 out of 5]

Impossible to put down. Made it hard to construct my cucumber hat which is needed to avoid suffering

[Blaine Riesberg · Rating 1 out of 5]

Nah

[Jordan · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hilarious introduction to why you should want to make a hat entirely out of dried cucumber. Can’t wait for Book 2.

[Harrison Large · Rating 2 out of 5]

Novel, but I'm glad I didn't actually pay for this. A few years ago I gave away truly terrible books as joke Christmas presents and had this been around then, it'd have gone out to someone.

[Kers · Rating 5 out of 5]

Although I am left suffering, very good plot

[Olya Gherman · Rating 2 out of 5]

Чєл так і не навчив мене робити шляпи цілковито із сушених огірків 😞