From Chef to Crafter to Conqueror: Chef - Library Edition

by Gabriel Rathweg, Lee Osorio (narrator)

Audio CD

Published August 23, 2022

About the author

Disclaimer:

Stop! Do not read this story if you are a Douchebag, Troll, Hate Music, are Anti-Marijuana, Dislike Fun, Don’t Like Video Games, and are just a Terrible Human Being.

If any of these describe you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!

On the other hand, if you like all of those things and irreverent humor, pop culture, bad jokes, gratuitous language and violence, plus, you’re a fan of movies like:

Your Highness
Cheech and Chong’s The Corsican Brothers
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Princess Bride
The Goonies
Half Baked

On weed… Then this stories for you!

Eyrth Online is the adventures of Lawrence Wrath. Just your everyday average stoner, who gets to play the most amazing virtual reality massively multiplayer role playing game (VRMMORPG) of all time;

EYRTH ONLINE

If you enjoy stoner comedies and escapism then this books for you. I have created a Spotify playlist that I was listening to when I wrote these novellas. Each song is the title of the chapter and is the musical theme for that chapter.

I originally intended for you the reader to imbibe some marijuana, start the playlist, and jump into my world. If you don’t smoke that is fine, if you can’t read and listen to music that is fine too. Just read the way you normally do and enjoy the story

But, if you like to smoke some herb and jam out to tunes while you are reading a great book, then I think you will love Eyrth Online. You will need a Spotify account to access the play list, if you don’t have one you will have to gather the songs on your own. Sorry about that.

All characters and events in this series…
Even those based on real people…
Are entirely fictional…
All celebrity likenesses and voices are impersonated… poorly…
All music is not mine, none of it, at all…
The following episode contains coarse language, gratuitous sex, violence, and due to its content…
it should not be read or listened to by anyone.

Eyrth Online: The Green Album – Volume 1

400 pages of Stoner LitRPG goodness, plus 81 different songs on the playlist to tantalize your sound tubes! Could you ask for more?

Praise about this book…

“While I don’t usually endorse forced sodomy… this book is funny as hell!” Me.

“I think I laughed once… Wait, no I definitely laughed one time… I think… did I read your book babe?” My Girlfriend

“I literally pooped myself… but I’ve been sick so… it could have been that.” Some Guy

“What’s a VRMMORPG?” My Dad

“I do believe you have a dangling participle sir.” Tim curry.

It contains episodes 1-4 of EO. It’s FREE on Kindle Unlimited and $3.99 for an Ebook. The playlist has been updated and is on Spotify, The Youtube link is on the bottom! Thanks Matt Westgate! I didn’t even think about it!


Oh, I am going to Thailand for 1 month! I won’t be back till the middle of August. So, I am going to try to push out episode 5, but I can’t promise anything. Thanks ya’ll, enjoy the novellas and stuff.

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Much Love and a Dank Fatty!


Gabriel Rathweg,

(ps there is drug use and lots of profanity… not for kids)

I do not smoke with my hand
I do not smoke with my weapon
I smoke with my heart