Cleopatra's Confessions: A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap

by Cleopatra J. Cat, Larry Arnstein (With), Zack Arnstein (With)

Humans have a purpose in this providing high-quality cat food, both wet and dry, also the Minimum Daily Cat Requirement of petting(not less than two hours),and most important, making available a good Sleep Environment for a cat. This must include comfortable chairs, couches, beds, countertops and a variety of floor bare wood, a cool cement area, linoleum, and carpeting. Carpeting is required not only as an Essential Sleep Option, but also for puking on. Never puke on anything not covered by carpeting.

Dogs, on the other hand, serve no useful purpose. All they can do is disturb and disrupt, specifically disturb and disrupt cat sleeping activity. Fortunately, dogs can be trained. It’s a nuisance, but it can be done.

This book contains detailed tips on training your dog, but for starters, know that a couple of quick scratches to your dog’s snout will have a very positive effect.

304 pages, Hardcover

First published December 25, 2014

Reviews

[Susan · Rating 3 out of 5]

Humorous and true to my experience with cats, but too long.

[Margaret E · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved it!

The author obviously knows cats and dogs very well (I’ve also read Rufus). Revived lots of memories of my late cat - very recognisable attitudes. I’m still smiling.

[Cara W · Rating 3 out of 5]

Amusing book on a cat's take on what kittens should know growing up. Like dealing with people and dogs. And how humans are silly in the rat race of getting monetary and material gains while cat's only want good places to sleep,good food, and being petted.