Sick Book of Lies

by Matt Payne, Tom Halford

A gruesome grimoire of impossible bullshit, hilarious anecdotes, subversive satire, and good advice.

A multi-authored tome sharing spiritual insight, metaphysical secrets, get-rich-quick schemes, recipes, and more.

Pretty much rated X

120 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2014

About the author

I write comedic fiction and epic adventures. Sometimes I write absurd comedic stories under the pseudonym Johannes Paine.

Reviews

[Cabracrazy18 · Rating 1 out of 5]

I thought this book was terrible. The description promised 'hilarious anecdotes, wonderful tales and impossible bullshit' and all it delivered was the bullshit. I didn't manage so much as a smirk while reading this book, let alone a LOL. Multiple references to 'gorilla-bears' had me sighing in exasperation. This may be the only book I've ever encountered that I've seriously considered just burning. If you have any self-respect what-so-ever, don't waste your time with this book.

[Reece Eoff · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is amazing! It is a collection of about 50 short-stories, being a page or so long. Each story is written in a form similar to a parable or a nursery rhyme. All of the stories teach you a lesson about this crazy world that we live in. This book is not for the faint of heart, it truly is "X-Rated", but if you want to challenge or possible shift your current paradigms then this is the book for you!