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New Math: Equations for Living
New Math offers a unique and humorous take on life as told by old-school arithmetic equations. For instance, does a cat plus loyalty equal a dog? What's the equation for a backyard? And if you're angry, are you ticked off to the second or third power? The answers to these questions and many more are cleverly revealed in New Math . A book for those who want to know how to delineate or define emotions, activities, or just everyday stuff in an amusing and new way, New Math is a little bit of acumen and a lot of hilarity that adds up to a must-read. JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL = JAIL + PUBERTY SANITY = EVERYONE ELSE'S CRAZINESS / MINE BULLY = A JERK - 1 GOOD ASS-KICKINGCalculators not required.
176 pages, Paperback
First published September 1, 2006
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July 26, 2017
"crazy = talking to oneself - (cell phone + ear piece)"
New Math: Equations for Living consists of a series equations that sums up life (pun intended).
Here's my favourite equation from this book:
"death = nap + forever"
Pretty morbid but it made me laugh nonetheless.
If I had to write an equation as a review for this book, it would look like this: This book = duh + lol
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