Born in 1362 in Atlantis to Prussian immigrants, Van Buskirk was constantly tormented as a child for his silly face. It wasn't until the age of 17 that the gander garnered attention as a prankster and author for his work that translates to: Tsk-Fellow-Land-Man-Creature (one word). Unfortunately, the work was lost a few years later when a practical joke gone wrong caused the city to sink into the sea. This was followed by an intense period of arbitration that cumulated in the test methodologies for which he is better known.