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I Can't Go To The Bank ( It's Sausage Money)
I Can't Go To The Bank It's Sausage Money!
Welcome To My World.
The World of International Estate Agencies and Brits Abroad.
The story continues.
Please fasten your safety belts as we taxi out to the end of the runway. For nervous flyers, this is the moment to say that prayer and grab the sick bag from the pocket in front of you. For those of you sitting next to the nervous flyers, sorry that's life!
For readers under the age of forty, let me just put your minds at rest, Those large blades spinning like crazy on the wings of our plane are called propellers and they were all the rage when this old kite was made and are necessary to get us to our destination. The vibrations they produce will rattle your teeth fillings, but I'm sure they have no long lasting effects, you should be OK in a couple of days.
Please ignore the duck tape holding the inside panels together I have it on the highest authority, that its the best quality duck tape money can buy.
The pilot and first officer are just adjusting their flying helmets and we will be on our way.
Any passengers who are completing their third flight with International Property Agent Airlines , please make yourself known to a member of the cabin crew who will issue with with your free survivor's medal.
Well Chocks Away, here we go on another trip to Paradise...........
Latest Reviews
This is another excellent book by Steve which is fun and entertaining to read.
Good book very funny and it was good to revisit characters from previous books.
A bit of a history lesson which takes us to a time when a second home in the sun was a daring investment. Some excellent character sketches too.
A great switch off read, just the sort of book I need after a hard day
Light and funny, this is the third in the series and I've read and laughed at them all.
Welcome To My World.
The World of International Estate Agencies and Brits Abroad.
The story continues.
Please fasten your safety belts as we taxi out to the end of the runway. For nervous flyers, this is the moment to say that prayer and grab the sick bag from the pocket in front of you. For those of you sitting next to the nervous flyers, sorry that's life!
For readers under the age of forty, let me just put your minds at rest, Those large blades spinning like crazy on the wings of our plane are called propellers and they were all the rage when this old kite was made and are necessary to get us to our destination. The vibrations they produce will rattle your teeth fillings, but I'm sure they have no long lasting effects, you should be OK in a couple of days.
Please ignore the duck tape holding the inside panels together I have it on the highest authority, that its the best quality duck tape money can buy.
The pilot and first officer are just adjusting their flying helmets and we will be on our way.
Any passengers who are completing their third flight with International Property Agent Airlines , please make yourself known to a member of the cabin crew who will issue with with your free survivor's medal.
Well Chocks Away, here we go on another trip to Paradise...........
Latest Reviews
This is another excellent book by Steve which is fun and entertaining to read.
Good book very funny and it was good to revisit characters from previous books.
A bit of a history lesson which takes us to a time when a second home in the sun was a daring investment. Some excellent character sketches too.
A great switch off read, just the sort of book I need after a hard day
Light and funny, this is the third in the series and I've read and laughed at them all.
118 pages, Kindle Edition
First published September 24, 2013
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