SURVIVING THE NOT-DEAD A Zombie Survival Guide is a humorous preparedness manual for the beginning zombie prepper. This book examines the impending zombie apocalypse, but from a scientific standpoint where zombies are infected humans and not the undead. Real zombies pose a completely different problem than those silly Hollywood zombies. Knowing how you will survive in a quarantine or how to get the hell outta town is key to saving your own badunkadunk. Be prepared now so you can be drinking a cold beer, or a strawberry daiquiri when all hell breaks loose. Don't laugh, a man witha gun, drinking a daiquiri is a scary image.