Greetings Earthlings, My name is Appleton and I come from the Planet Reginta

by J. Jack Bergeron

My name is Appleton and I come from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster.

I would like to thank J. Jack Bergeron for co-writing this book with me since as an intelligent being from another planet I am not trained in audible communication. This book has been written because we have officially decided to reveal ourselves as having visited your planet.
This should resolve all the controversies that have been going on for ages on Earth as to whether extraterrestrial life actually exists.

We tell the truth about the following topics:

- How humans got out of Africa.
- How humans migrated to the Americas.
- How the Egyptian pyramids and Great Wall of China were influenced.
- What Stonehenge and the Lockness Monster was about.
- The truth about Noah's flood, Roswell, the Face on Mars, Bigfoot/Sasquatch and others.
- As of Nov 6th we guarantee that we have no more "representation" in the Democratic and Republican parties.
- Our technology is so advanced, it has allowed us to travel to heaven and back.
- All atheists should read this book.
- God has an opinion of this book, we're just not sure what it is yet.

178 pages, Kindle Edition

First published November 1, 2012

About the author

I have written mostly science fiction books in the past, and I write about things I'm passionate about. I would love to know what life would be like in the future, so I wrote:
'50,000 A.D. The Awakening. (youtube promo videos: bit.ly/1dnGkR4, bit.ly/1HnuYKW)
- It's about a person who survives 50,000 years and wakes up in the future.

My latest book, 'NSA Wormhole Project' is a new book involving wormhole travel and discoveries involving both medieval people and a mysterious race living on a far away planet. (youtube promo videos: bit.ly/1BLw0Os, bit.ly/1LO6ZCu)

My previous book, 'The Royal Kidnapping', is my first attempt at a mystery thriller.
- It's a 'what if' story of Queen Elizabeth II having a son born in 1950 instead of a daughter, and he is later kidnapped and then found almost 50 years later (one tiny little spoiler: he eventually meets his mother the Queen, and she finds out he works for an organized crime mob!). (youtube promo videos: bit.ly/1CET50n, bit.ly/1Jtk8DB)

A book I collaborated in writing:
'GREETINGS EARTHLINGS, My name is Appleton and I come from the planet Reginta.'
- I helped Appleton write this. For those of you who don't believe in UFOs and extraterrestrials, I had the privilege a while back of meeting Appleton the alien from the Omega Star Cluster. I collaborated with him to write a book about his adventurers on Earth. Little did I realize that they had infiltrated both the Democratic and Republican parties but had also been involved with things like Roswell, Stonehenge, Noah's ark, Lockness monster, as well as the Arizona crater (that was actually caused by their space ship crash landing on Earth when they first discovered this planet).
These aliens technology is so advanced they have been able to travel to heaven and back!

'Last Shuttle Flight, First Alien Contact' - PARTS 1, II, III, and an omnibus version.
- This is fantasy of what would have happened if the Space Shuttle Atlantis would have been followed by a flying saucer when it came in for its final landing. (youtube promo videos: bit.ly/1C2mhUf, bit.ly/1IGLfW1)

Reviews

[Nigel · Rating 4 out of 5]

An excellent and very different novel. It creates possibilities on many mysteries and gives the reader much to think about , including politics , religion , the Loch Ness monster and hippies.
A unique novel that gets better by having a comparison from an aliens point of view . Alien being - the other person . It goes without saying.
It's strange but mostly harmless .

[Cubik10 · Rating 1 out of 5]

Really couldn't get into it. Gave up in the end.

[J. Bergeron · Rating 5 out of 5]

Greetings to all Earthlings. My name is Massage DeMessuer and I am from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster.
Appleton, along with his collaborator J. Jack Bergeron, has written this book without the final approval of the Reginta Brotherhood. We have been unable to contact Appleton and would like to ask anyone reading this to contact us by email at MassageDeMessuer@OmegaCentauriGlobularCluster.MKGalaxy.
Please be patience as this star cluster is approximately 16,000 light years away, and it may take a few hundred years before you get an answer even when sending it by hyper-quad-dimensional com-stream communications.

PS: I'm not sure what the five star rating is all about, but I'm giving this book five stars because we have millions of stars in our Globular cluster and five stars is closer to that number than one is.

[Jeff Dawson · Rating 2 out of 5]

I gave up after the twenty percent mark. I have no idea what the story is about. Is it a satire on our world today? Perhaps. Regardless, there are too many good books on the TBR. Moving on.