Since the dawn of mankind, our planet has been ruled by a race of intergalactic reptilian shape shifters. That's right: Lizard aliens from another dimension!
They feed on human blood and life energy. They control politics, the media, the world markets, and the Internet. They are hell-bent on world domination, and will bring about Lizard Armageddon, unless they can be stopped...
For the first time in history, the truth about this monstrous cover-up is available as a compact eBook: LIZARDS RULE OUR PLANET: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy uncovers the entire history of the reptilian conspiracy to enslave mankind. Combining in-depth research and stunning illustrations, LIZARDS RULE OUR PLANET: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy answers pressing questions, such as: Where do the Lizard invaders come from? What are their plans for mankind? Are they using black magic, or advanced alien technology? And most importantly, what can we do to save ourselves and take back our planet?
Compiled by Lizardio Four, a leading intelligence analyst and conspiracy researcher, LIZARDS RULE OUR PLANET: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy is a one-stop resource to get a grip on the reptilian conspiracy that everyone is talking about. Read at your own discretion. And WATCH YOUR BACK!
"LIZARDS RULE OUR PLANET: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy" is a triumph of literary and artistic vision. However, the flowing eloquence of the prose and the striking majesty of the illustrations never once overshadow the dire warning that Mr. Four has set out to deliver to the world.
While Mr. Four has distilled and transmuted his masterwork of conspiracy research into a form even a child could understand, beware sharing it with the young and innocent too early. Once you pull back this curtain nothing will ever be the same. Not even chicken nuggets.