When Ninjas Attack: A Survival Guide for Defending Yourself Against the Silent Assassins

by Keith Riegert

Swift and ferocious as a tiger, silent as a hurricane's eye, a ninja assassin cannot be stopped by police, FBI, CIA, or even Homeland Security's TSA agents. Death waits around every corner for the unprepared American. Luckily, When Ninjas Attack reveals the vital information one needs to identify, outwit, and counter-strike against these black-masked killers. The ultimate survival guide, When Ninjas Attack reveals every aspect of ninja existence from ancient rituals to the modern art of ninjutsu, from the strict ninja diet to the countless ninja disguises. The book's most important section delivers the specific survival techniques every layperson needs to withstand a brutal ninja sneak attack. From ninja-proofing a studio apartment to fending off a flying-ninja attack - it's all here. When Ninjas Attack also uncovers unspeakable ninja facts, including the many infamous and unsolved assassinations throughout history that were unknowingly perpetrated by this dark order.

164 pages, Paperback

First published October 1, 2009

About the author

Keith Riegert lives in New York.

Reviews

[John · Rating 4 out of 5]

Utterly insipid, but funny as hell. Witty writing. May come in handy some day...

[Velvetea · Rating 3 out of 5]

This book is hilarious! Actually, I'm not sure, because they may have convinced me of the REAL THREAT that is the ninja population today...they're everywhere and NO ONE is safe!!! So make sure you stay on that weird and quiet girl's good side...you never know when someone will call for the help of a ninja!!!!

[Darius · Rating 1 out of 5]

123 pages of agony. It seems like the authors where attempting to relay some real information by telling jokes, but some of the information was inaccurate, and the jokes where not funny. Super fail!

[Timothy Morrow · Rating 2 out of 5]

Entertaining, Repetitive, but simply Awesome!