Great Book of Zany Insults

by Gene Perret, Sanford Hoffman (Illustrator)

Suppose someone says that you remind her of an ape. You can come back with: "Look Jane, Cheetah's learned to talk". Or "Apes are the smartest animals next to man, which puts you in third place". Here are hundreds of fast comebacks, quick zingers, and clean, cutting answers that will knock People's socks off