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You'll Never Spa In This Town Again
POLYGRAPH TESTED READING MATERIAL 100% TRUE, CERTIFIED SHOCKING!! THE BOOK THAT IGNITED THE NOW INFAMOUS JOHN TRAVOLTA "MASSAGE SCANDAL" Of 2012 100% UNDISPUTED by John Travolta or his attorneys in any way shape or form. Robert Randolph details, in his new book juicy tales of Hollywood's gay spa subculture, taken advantage of by those in the closet and out! In amazing detail, backed up by a polygraph test that begins the book, he tells all about what goes on in the local spa's, most shockingly John Travolta, who has been known to go around the local spas, propositioning everyone in sight for sex, and even on the most shocking day of all, January 30, 2007, the author witnessed Travolta with his son, Jett, and his nanny, Jeff Kathrine, with him at the Century Spa in Los Angeles while he was up to his usual sexual cruising inside the spa his poor son waited for hours outside in the car John Travolta's secret sex life makes Tiger Woods look like a boy Scout! This is a story about a guy who was a member of one of Los Angele's most elite men's spa-City Spa-for over 15 years. The author was brutally beaten and left for dead on the footsteps of city spa by another spa member who had a very bad cocaine addiction. This spa is a true favorite secret LA hangout for the world's most famous movie and television stars on the DL. my beloved spa had slammed there doors on me and did nothing to help assist the police department in capturing my attacker Warren Smith. I think more than the beating and brain trauma the way City Spa treated me hurt the most. It would take me a few years before I would get the idea for my book, I figured if that's how they treat me after that horrible life threatening attack on my life, then why should I keep all the dirty secrets I was exposed to as a member for over 15 years to myself anymore? "I decided to share every dirty filthy secret I learned during my years as a member there. Everything all the masseurs would share with me all the shocking stuff only an insider could see and I saw it all". Read about how Robert Randolph went from being a starry-eyed fan of John Travolta to a disgusted seer of many perverted acts and extremely bad behavior, coupled with Travolta's ignorance and mistreatment of his autistic, now deceased son Jett, Vladimir John Travolta's masseur of over 20 years, shares with the author what he thinks really happened the night Jett Travolta died. Hollywood, CA 2012-Find out what John Travolta, John Amos, John Cusack, Jeremy piven, Pauly Shore, George Michael, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Billy Zane, Andy Dick, Paul Giammatti and more have incommon----and it's not awards! A true steamy celebrity tell-all that the stars don't want you to read! You'll Never Spa In This Town Again A shocking tell-all tale Who's gay and Who's not Who's packin' and Who's lackin' In the secret celebrity Hollywood spa culture As mentioned... Good Day LA The Howard Stern Show Six cover exclusives National Enquirer!! Star magazine cover Globe magazine cover Thousands of stories written world wide Gawker world exclusive interview "The Secret Sex Life Of John Travolta" This is the interview that Travoltas attorney tried with all his power to get removed, he went as far as writing a five page letter demanding a retraction that Gawker paid no attention to.
226 pages, Paperback
First published February 18, 2012
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January 11, 2022
A TOTAL IRREDEEMABLE MESS
Oh.My.God. Where do I even start with this one… I can safely say this is the worst book I have ever read. A brief summary: the book explores the trials and tribulations of an obsessed John Travolta stalker (Robert Randolph himself) as he molds himself to become the ideal man for his idol. Over the course of the book, the author witnesses Hollywood stars engaging in alleged homosexual activities at various spas around LA.
Events are mixed up, episodes are thrown in randomly without any connection to the main theme, characters are completely underdeveloped and assassinated, and many barely 2-3 page chapters are thrown in for good measure. (does Randolph think he is Hemingway or something?) There is nothing resembling a logical flow in this book. The writing is so mind-blowingly dull, repetitive and banal it feels like it was written by an elementary school student rather than someone in his 40s. The author somehow even manages to make getting nearly beaten to death sound so boring!
Apart from the laughably horrible writing, the general tone of the book is incredibly hypocritical, petty and mean-spirited. For example, halfway through the book, after having lost 75 lbs and drastically improved his appearance, the author gives up his quest of chasing Travolta, and no reason is given! The level of hypocrisy is astonishing too - again, without much reasoning, the author slams other men for engaging in sexual activity in spas, yet next to that, proudly admits to directly participating in the action. He also pretty much admits to using spa attendants to gain confidential information, then disposes of them instantly. Spa workers and owners are viciously trashed and thrown under the bus left and right.
On a positive note, the short chapters at the end were a bit better but only marginally so - at least we don’t read about John Travolta being a “horrible sex addict” and “engaging in lewd acts” ad nauseam for 100 pages with barely any elaboration. The chapters on Jean Claude van Damme and George Michael were so hilariously trashy I laughed for days after reading them.
This could have actually been an ok memoir if the author had an ounce of self-awareness and self-criticism. A ghostwriter with some experience in expressing self-reflection, storytelling and building suspense would have been of tremendous help. It is just mind-boggling to think that someone, be it even a friend of the author, could have read the manuscripts before the book was published and said: “Yep pal, great job, this is going to be an amazing book!‘
Oh.My.God. Where do I even start with this one… I can safely say this is the worst book I have ever read. A brief summary: the book explores the trials and tribulations of an obsessed John Travolta stalker (Robert Randolph himself) as he molds himself to become the ideal man for his idol. Over the course of the book, the author witnesses Hollywood stars engaging in alleged homosexual activities at various spas around LA.
Events are mixed up, episodes are thrown in randomly without any connection to the main theme, characters are completely underdeveloped and assassinated, and many barely 2-3 page chapters are thrown in for good measure. (does Randolph think he is Hemingway or something?) There is nothing resembling a logical flow in this book. The writing is so mind-blowingly dull, repetitive and banal it feels like it was written by an elementary school student rather than someone in his 40s. The author somehow even manages to make getting nearly beaten to death sound so boring!
Apart from the laughably horrible writing, the general tone of the book is incredibly hypocritical, petty and mean-spirited. For example, halfway through the book, after having lost 75 lbs and drastically improved his appearance, the author gives up his quest of chasing Travolta, and no reason is given! The level of hypocrisy is astonishing too - again, without much reasoning, the author slams other men for engaging in sexual activity in spas, yet next to that, proudly admits to directly participating in the action. He also pretty much admits to using spa attendants to gain confidential information, then disposes of them instantly. Spa workers and owners are viciously trashed and thrown under the bus left and right.
On a positive note, the short chapters at the end were a bit better but only marginally so - at least we don’t read about John Travolta being a “horrible sex addict” and “engaging in lewd acts” ad nauseam for 100 pages with barely any elaboration. The chapters on Jean Claude van Damme and George Michael were so hilariously trashy I laughed for days after reading them.
This could have actually been an ok memoir if the author had an ounce of self-awareness and self-criticism. A ghostwriter with some experience in expressing self-reflection, storytelling and building suspense would have been of tremendous help. It is just mind-boggling to think that someone, be it even a friend of the author, could have read the manuscripts before the book was published and said: “Yep pal, great job, this is going to be an amazing book!‘
November 17, 2021
Awful. My mistake in reading it of course. I actually do not see the point to the book. To be so obsessed and then so critical of one person seems ridiculous.
Only one person comes out of this badly and that’s the author.
Only one person comes out of this badly and that’s the author.
March 15, 2022
Undoubtedly the worst book I have ever read!
July 29, 2012
This book was an entertaining read, but it became apparent about half-way through, that this guy definitely has some kind of axe to grind with Travolta. Considering that he mentions many other celebrities and their "questionable" behavior, the fact that he is so fixated on Travolta leads one to wonder if he is simply a "woman scorned". By the time I finished, I was very skeptical of the author's credibility, but it was amusing none- the- less. I am still a Travolta fan regardless of his bad behavior or sexual orientation.
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May 18, 2013its so bad it doesnt deserve a star
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